TRT -Cast Interview Record (Part 2)

Taking advantage of the chaos in the staff lounge, we secretly led the male and female leads out for a couple compatibility interview!

1. What is your name?

Minmin: Zhao Minmin
White Hair: Bayanqiza? Narfjintai? Dor… something…
Minmin: See? Let’s just call you “White Hair.”
White Hair: …

2. Age?

Minmin:
(Hasn’t time stopped before?)
White Hair: 19… I guess?
(Why “I guess”?!)

3. Gender?

White Hair: Ask another stupid question and I’ll kill you.

4. What is your personality like?

Minmin: I get along well with everyone.
White Hair: So that’s why you’re always flirting… with men and women alike…
(I think I understand your personality now…)

5. And your partner’s personality?

Minmin: Very cute.
(He’s cute?!!)
White Hair: …Very cute.
(Why did you hesitate?!)

6. When and where did you meet?

Minmin: During a robbery, in a gloomy forest…
White Hair: That’s called a forest. Wasn’t it during a “game”?
Minmin: You almost killed Guo’er then.
White Hair: (Cold stare)
(N-Next question…)

7. First impression?

White Hair: You can’t judge by appearances.
Minmin: What does that mean?
White Hair: Literally.
Minmin: He seemed dangerous.
White Hair: Weren’t you blushing at my face?
Minmin: …

8. What do you like about them?

White Hair: Small, fits in my arms, unpredictable, funny…
(Please continue… don’t glare at me!)
White Hair: Acts weak and flattering but has principles. Very cute.
Minmin: His childish side.
White Hair: Which part?!
(Next question!)

9. What do you dislike?

White Hair: Nothing.
Minmin: Really?
White Hair: I only hate the irresponsible author.
Minmin: His childish side.
White Hair: Which part?!

10. Do you think you’re compatible?

Minmin: What’s “compatible”?
White Hair: Unmatched.

11. What do you call each other?

White Hair: Minmin, idiot, troublemaker, my woman, Andame… changes in bed.
Minmin: White Hair.

12. What do you want to be called?

White Hair: At least call my real name once.
Minmin: “White Hair” is famous already.
White Hair: Everyone in my tribe is “White Hair”!
Minmin: Silver Hair?
White Hair: Sounds perverted…

13. If compared to animals?

White Hair: A cat.
Minmin: I already apologized for scratching you! Stop being petty!
White Hair: I’d rather call you a hunting weapon.
Minmin: …
Minmin: A majestic lion with color-changing eyes.

14. Gift for partner?

White Hair: Expensive things. She’s happy.
Minmin: A soft rabbit plushie.
White Hair: Why?
Minmin: For hugging in summer. And for throwing when he’s angry.

15. Gift you want?

White Hair: She gives herself to me for a week.
Minmin: He stops touching me for a week.

16. Complaints?

Minmin: He won’t stop until I pass out!
White Hair: Because I only have her now.

17. Your bad habit?

Minmin: I can’t resist when he smiles.
White Hair: I stop when she faints.

18. Partner’s bad habit?

Both: Many.

19. What annoys you?

Minmin: He gets jealous of everyone—even animals.
White Hair: He licked your neck!

20. What do you do that annoys them?

Minmin: Rejecting him when he’s excited.
White Hair: You know that?!

21. Relationship level?

Minmin: Fighting side by side.
White Hair: Day and night.

22. First date?

Minmin: We had one?
White Hair: Near a cave. She saved me.

23. Atmosphere?

White Hair: Sweet. Candy, kiss.
Minmin: You stole it!

24. Progress then?

White Hair: Marked her with a vow.
Minmin: You bit me!

25. Usual date place?

Minmin: None.
White Hair: Bed.

26. Birthday preparation?

Minmin: Performance, bath, wait in bed.
White Hair: Very cute.

27. Who confessed?

White Hair: Me.
Minmin: When did I flirt?!

28. How much do you like them?

Minmin: Almost as much as Spoon!
White Hair: Unmeasurable.

29. Do you love them?

White Hair: Of course!
Minmin: I… love! Love!

30. What makes you helpless?

White Hair: Her smiling “I like you.”
Minmin: “One more time.”

31. If they might cheat?

Both: Remove obstacles.

32. Can you forgive?

White Hair: I won’t let it happen.
Minmin: No.

33. If late for a date?

White Hair: Send troops.
Minmin: We never dated.

34. Favorite body part?

Minmin: His golden eyes.
White Hair: Why tell you?

35. Sexy expression?

White Hair: When drunk.
Minmin: He’s the king of sexy.

36. Heart-racing moment?

White Hair: When she jumps on me.
Minmin: When he jumps on me.

37. Do you lie?

White Hair: I set traps.
Minmin: Often.

38. Happiest moment?

Minmin: When he hugs me tiredly.
White Hair: Same.

39. Ever fight?

Both: No.

42. Lovers in next life?

White Hair: Don’t believe in reincarnation.
Minmin: I’m half-reincarnated.

45. How you show love?

White Hair: The primal way.
Minmin: Say “I love you!”

47. Secrets?

Minmin: He doesn’t know about transmigration.
White Hair: She never asked.

50. Will love last forever?

Minmin: Love lasts three years.
White Hair: Yes.

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51. Top or bottom?

White Hair: She first, then me.
Minmin: I doubt that night.

52. Why?

Both: I can’t beat him/her.

53. Satisfied?

White Hair: Very.
Minmin: …

54. First time location?

Minmin: Bed, drunk.
White Hair: Also floor and table.

55. Feeling?

Minmin: Don’t remember.
White Hair: Every day.

57. First morning words?

White Hair: You were on top.
Minmin: Me?!

58. Weekly frequency?

White Hair: 2–5 times daily.
Minmin: I’m half-unconscious.

63. Describe partner in bed?

White Hair: Pure like a maiden.
Minmin: Beast.

69. Slept with others?

White Hair: Yes, long ago.
Minmin: Never!

71. If assaulted?

White Hair: Kill them.
Minmin: Who could do that to him?

74. Good at it?

White Hair: Of course.
Minmin: Not sure.

80. If he stops?

Minmin: I’d worry.
White Hair: Want to test now?

82. Hardest part?

White Hair: She faints too soon.
Minmin: He doesn’t.

90. Toys?

White Hair: I don’t need them.
Minmin: He tied me once.

91. First time age?

White Hair: 11–12.
Minmin: 20.

94. Favorite place to kiss?

White Hair: Eyes.
Minmin: Why?
White Hair: Makes you tempting.

99. What is sex?

White Hair: Proof of love.
Minmin: Painful and happy.

Final Message

White Hair: We can try riding together on another horse.
Minmin: I’ll never ride with you again!

White Hair calmly carried her outside.

The crowd fell silent.

Minmin was still singing:

“Hundreds of years for one boat ride, a thousand for one bed…”

“Minmin… hush… I’ll give you something nice…”

He kissed her gently.

Then said seriously:

“Minmin, now I’m going to sing you a love song.”