TRT -Cast Interview Record (Part 1)

Time: After the author ate too much dinner
Place: A noisy crew lounge
People: Some of the actors the author could remember + Special Interviewer X

Ying, lazily lying on the sofa with his arm around a beautiful woman’s waist:
“Damn! What kind of ‘interview record’ is this? Aren’t these things usually done after filming wraps up?”

The gentle beauty in his arms, Yue Luo:
“Well… technically, it’s already finished…”

Minmin, sitting cross-legged on the carpet and pouting:
“Pfft! I think it’s just because that shameless author ran out of ideas and couldn’t write the next part, so she dragged us here to fill space!”

“Not really…”

A chilly voice came from the corner. Everyone turned to see Guo’er in black, leaning against the dark wall.

“I heard the author suddenly felt super relaxed after finishing, so she decided to give up completely and just end it like this…”

Everyone’s inner scream:
That lousy author!!!!

After that, Fourth Prince and then Luo Cheng and Luo Chuan arrived. Finally, the shameless author appeared with Interviewer X.

The author cleared her throat and pretended to be serious:

“Alright, no filming today, just answering questions~ You lot better cooperate! Whoever doesn’t answer properly, I’ll cut your screen time!

White Hair, why are you grabbing Minmin’s ankle?! Don’t think you can do whatever you want just because I temporarily assigned her to you!

Luo Cheng, let go too! I left Minmin at your mansion for half a year for you to flirt with—was that not enough?!

Xiao Shou and Guo’er, put your swords away! If you want to duel, go outside! Who’s responsible if you scare Comrade X?!

Ladies, stop flirting with your partners! Our show has limits!

Hey! Luo Chuan and Fourth Prince! You’re just drinking tea and ignoring me?!

Is this tea paid for by production? No? Then fine…

That’s basically it (that’s only two sentences?!). Please cooperate with Comrade X…

Huh? Where’s Sixth Prince?”

Luo Cheng raised his hand:
“Sixth Prince said he’s already dead, so he doesn’t care if you cut his scenes~~”

The author glared fiercely:
“Tell him if he shows up within three minutes, I’ll give him a side story!”

Then the author claimed she had to go see her dear Nicolas Cage’s new movie and ran off.

One and a half minutes later, Sixth Prince arrived panting.

Three minutes later, the interview officially began.

Question 1: Height

X: “Let’s start with basic questions… What is your height?”

Minmin: 165 cm
White Hair: 188 cm

Minmin (admiring): “Wow! You’re so tall?!”
White Hair (proud): “Of course~”

Ying: “Hmm… Haven’t measured in a while. Before transmigrating, my physical exam said 191. I think I grew more recently.”

Minmin & White Hair: “…”

X (drooling): “Then… Miss Yue Luo?”

Ying: “161.”

Everyone’s thoughts:
Why are you answering? And why so precise?!

Peifu (raising hand excitedly):
“Me! Me! I’m one head taller than Minmin! Azuo is more than one head taller than me!”
(Which tells us nothing…)

Azuo (smiling gently):
“Peifu is about 175.6. I’m about…”
(That’s ‘about’? No wonder he’s a strategist…)

Luo Cheng: “Around that, give or take.”
Luo Chuan: “Between 175 and 185.”
(Why the range?!)

Guo’er: 183
Sixth Prince (coughing): “1… cough… 173…”
Fourth Prince: 178

Young Xiao Shou (blushing after hesitation):
“…165…”
(grabs X’s collar fiercely)
“What do you mean by asking this?! What do you mean?!”

Xiao Tao: 155
Qingqing: 166
Xi Niang: —
Shaozi: “Gurgle…”

X: “=_= …What did it say… Never mind, next question.”

Question 2: Describe Your Appearance in One Sentence

Minmin:
“Qingwen’s eyes, Wang Xifeng’s lips, Lin Daiyu’s brows, Brigitte Lin’s nose, Zhang Ziyi’s face, Fan Bingbing’s skin, Fan Xiaoxuan’s hair, like a pear blossom pressing on begonia, elegant, calm like a virgin, fast like a rabbit, supreme in heaven and earth—Ah!”

X (murderous glare): “Instant kill!!”

Guo’er: “They say I look like Minmin’s first love.”

X: “Can you be more specific?”

Guo’er (flipping pages):
“…He sat straight, gently wiping his sword. His face was incredibly handsome, radiating a cold, distant aura…”
(copying the novel)

Everyone’s thoughts:
You’re ruthless.

Fourth Prince: “They say… I look like a fox…”

X (sweating): “You know, huh…”

Luo Chuan: “Well… not necessarily…”

X: “Why?!”

Luo Chuan (pulling out a silver needle):
“Depends on the situation and my mood…”

White Hair: “I’m number one in the world!”

X (drenched in sweat): “I shouldn’t have asked…”

Then came narcissistic Luo Cheng, incomprehensible Shaozi, etc.

X (sweating waterfalls):
“L-Let’s move to the next question…”

Question 3: Describe the Person You Care About Most

Xi Niang:
“He’s handsome, charming, gentle, considerate… With just one smile, I’d gladly serve him for life!”

Minmin (stepped-on-cockroach face):
“Who are you talking about?”

Xiao Tao:
“He’s lonely yet unbreakable, incredibly smart, a born king…”

X: “Okay, stop. No personal commentary.”

Minmin (stepped-on-many-cockroaches face):
“Who are they even talking about?!”

Peifu: “Can I say three?”

X: “No.”

Peifu: “But I care about Azuo, Brother Luan, and Minmin~”

X: “Then say the most important!”

Peifu:
“…She’s lively and cute, but once you get close, she does scary things…”

X: “…”

Yue Luo (gazing deeply at someone)

X (crying):
“Silence speaks louder than words! This is the highest realm!”

Minmin: “The one I care about most…”
(Sharp gaze)
“Number 44, Hisoka!!”

Many icy voices:
“Who~~~ is~~~ that~~~?”

White Hair:
“Troublesome, stubborn, flirty, naughty, bullies the weak, scared of the strong, impatient in bed, unserious, not ladylike, always cheating…
In short, my type.”

Minmin (blushing wildly)
X (also blushing)

Xiao Shou:
“Feels like a gentle mother…” (That’s an illusion.)

Luo Cheng:
“Makes life warm and happy…” (That’s also an illusion!)

Guo’er:
“Makes you feel very happy…” (Totally an illusion!!)
“And she’s probably not from this world…” (thinking deeply)

Fourth Prince:
“A woman who combines wisdom and charm—unique in the world.”

X: “…Who are you talking about?”

Luo Chuan:
“Very elusive… If you don’t reach for her, she’ll leave. If you do, she slips through your fingers…”

Everyone’s thoughts:
Who is it?! Who is it?! Who is it?!

Shaozi: “Gurgle… gurgle…”

X:
“I… really don’t understand you… T_T”