RMM -Chapter 341 Useless Colonel Xi

Su Ruo’s face was flushed, her ears red, teetering on the edge of collapse. She never imagined that one day, as a woman of mature age, she would actually get spanked…

It was simply too ridiculous!

Without a second thought, Su Ruo began to struggle desperately, flailing her arms and kicking her legs, trying to break free from Xi Yuechen’s clutches.

“Let go of me! How dare you hit me, Xi Yuechen, you’re unbelievable!”

Su Ruo was both embarrassed and furious. Her mouth wouldn’t stop moving, and in a fit of anger, she even shouted Xi Yuechen’s name. Normally, except for certain special occasions, she never called him by name—so this one exclamation left Xi Yuechen slightly stunned. But he quickly recovered.

“Now she’s even using my name… looks like my actions really have made this little woman angry,” Xi Yuechen thought to himself. Yet he did not decide to let up. Su Ruo was angry—and he was angry too. Besides, how did this situation come about? Didn’t it all stem from Su Ruo recklessly speaking out and bragging without shame? So this was purely Su Ruo’s own fault, and the punishment could not be interrupted halfway.

Xi Yuechen’s mind was clear: today, he had to teach Su Ruo a lesson, so she would deeply understand that some things cannot be said lightly. Otherwise, careless words would bring unnecessary consequences.

If he let her go unchecked, he feared that Su Ruo would lose all restraint, eventually treating it as normal. If she occasionally commented that he was “old and useless,” he might end up having a heart attack—such words were just too stimulating.

So, despite Xi Yuechen’s stern and capable façade, inside, he was extremely twisted. He feared nothing in the world… except Su Ruo. All his defenses collapsed in front of her, and now, with her using age as a weapon, how could he remain calm?

Hence, Xi Yuechen resolutely decided: Su Ruo’s habit of speaking without restraint had to be corrected immediately. The road ahead was long, and if she continued to speak freely, who knew what shocking words she might say next? This habit was a serious flaw—it had to be fixed.

At the very least, she had to stop using age as a jab. Ideally, he wanted to remove the thought of her age completely from her mind, making her forget the whole matter… cough, cough. The real point here, Colonel Xi, isn’t that “speaking freely is a flaw that must be corrected”—the point is controlling this little woman’s age-related barbs.

If you don’t want Su Ruo to tease you about age, just say it plainly, rather than making this elaborate, official-looking charade.

“I’m not letting go. Tell me, did you do wrong or not?”

Xi Yuechen’s mind was spinning, but his face remained expressionless, deliberately creating a serious atmosphere to indirectly remind Su Ruo of the severity of today’s matter.

Su Ruo’s flailing hands were already firmly restrained by Xi Yuechen. As for her legs… let her kick. She might as well exhaust herself, since she couldn’t reach him anyway.

Xi Yuechen, scheming inwardly, thought that once the little woman got tired, it would be easy to deal with her.

“What did I do wrong? Let go of me!”

Su Ruo felt wronged. She was being hit for no reason, and now she was being forced to admit fault. Admit fault? She scoffed—what fault? This was ridiculous!

She was sure she hadn’t done anything wrong. There was no way she would admit fault blindly, especially in this extreme situation. If she surrendered now, it would be humiliating and hurt her pride.

So for the sake of face and principle, she absolutely would not admit fault.

“I said you’re wrong, so you’re wrong. Don’t argue,” Xi Yuechen said sternly, like he was scolding a soldier. But was Su Ruo his soldier? Of course not! Would she be scared into silence like a soldier? Impossible!

Su Ruo was so angry she could hardly catch her breath. “What do you mean, ‘I’m wrong because you say so’? Who do you think you are? Do you think you’re some emperor in a feudal society?”

“Xi Yuechen, let go of me! How can you be so domineering? Are you a fascist? Why shouldn’t I argue? This is a legitimate debate! Where did I go wrong? Tell me! What’s my fault?”

Her eyes blazed, teeth gritted, as if she could bite him on the spot. She tried desperately to break free, but her strength was no match for Xi Yuechen’s—her struggles barely made him budge.

Xi Yuechen was momentarily taken aback by her ferocity. He hadn’t expected such a strong reaction—her expression alone seemed ready to devour him alive.

But Colonel Xi was determined to punish Su Ruo. No giving up; he had to finish what he started. With a flick of his large hand, a sharp slap landed once again on Su Ruo’s rear.

“Xi Yuechen, you bastard!”

Su Ruo was furious—he actually dared to do it again? Did he think she was a pushover?

Her face red with anger, she struggled and—against all odds—managed to break free while Xi Yuechen wasn’t paying attention.

Xi Yuechen was genuinely stunned. Su Ruo’s roar had been so forceful, so shocking, and it had been directed at him. In all his life, no one had ever shouted at him like this or lost their temper in his presence. Su Ruo’s defiance left him completely off guard.

Su Ruo wasn’t finished venting her frustration. She had just been spanked three times! And all on her rear! Who could tolerate this?

Seizing the moment while Xi Yuechen was still stunned, she bared her teeth and bit down hard on his arm, sinking her teeth into his firm muscle.

Xi Yuechen wasn’t invulnerable—he felt the sharp pain immediately, his senses jolted back by the sudden bite, letting out an instinctive hiss.

He thought his arm might be broken. Although the pain wasn’t unbearable, he couldn’t remain completely calm—his reactions were purely instinctive.

He tried to pull his arm free, only to find that Su Ruo was holding on tight, showing no signs of letting go. He could have forcibly freed himself, but worried about hurting her teeth, he chose to endure it for now, planning to settle it later.

“Easy,” Xi Yuechen warned, “I know you bit hard, but be careful not to hurt your teeth.”

He knew how hard his muscles were. Su Ruo had complained several times before that his muscles were like iron, making biting them painful.

So Xi Yuechen slowly relaxed his tense muscles, letting Su Ruo bite more comfortably, careful not to damage her teeth.

Pfft… Colonel Xi, at this moment worrying about her teeth—are you serious? With this, you still want to punish Su Ruo and make her “reform”? Don’t end up getting yourself caught in the process!