TRT -Chapter 56 Grand Ending A

This ending is dedicated to those readers who were shocked that this so-called “trashy” story had reached over fifty chapters without a proper ending, yet, for some inexplicable reason, stubbornly continued to read it despite being tired of it, and then felt miserable once it was over—should I give you a negative score, or maybe one or two points? Spare yourselves, honestly. It’s scorching hot, you’re irritated reading this, I’m frustrated writing it, and the whole point of coming to Jinjiang to write is to relax. Why make it harder than it needs to be?

However, in the spirit of trying to accommodate all readers’ feelings, I’ve specially written a “fast grand ending” for you:

The battle at Najinba was a great victory, thanks to Minmin’s cleverness and Baimao’s strategic planning.

Things seemed to be turning for the better… but then Heaven decided:

Minmin, the heroine, actually went to the battlefield—how cliché! Minmin actually “fell in love with someone else”—so cliché! Minmin even got jealous—a normal reaction, yet so cliché! So Heaven struck a thunderbolt and killed Minmin.

Shaozi, who was in Minmin’s arms and had no time to escape, was also struck dead.

After Minmin’s death, Baimao was heartbroken, inconsolable—so cliché! So Heaven struck again, killing Baimao.

Baimao was riding Yetao with Yasha, so Yetao and Yasha were also struck dead.

Peifu and Azuo actually became a happy couple—so cliché! So Heaven struck them dead.

The Fourth Prince, after scheming, networking, and working hard, actually succeeded in usurping the throne and became emperor—so cliché! So Heaven struck the Big Fox dead.

After learning of Minmin’s death, Guard Yang was deeply grief-stricken, relapsed into old poison—so cliché! So Heaven struck Guo’er dead.

After hearing of Minmin’s death, Luo Cheng actually saw through worldly attachments and became a monk—so cliché! So Heaven struck Luo Cheng dead.

The unavoidable cliché that transmigrated male leads must be BL—so cliché! So Heaven struck Luo Cheng and the King dead.

Xiao Shou had become a general, yet still couldn’t forget Minmin—so cliché! So Heaven struck the little bottom dead.

Yueluo actually turned out to be the Left Protector of the Wuji Sect—so cliché! So Heaven struck Yueluo dead.

The Wuji Sect’s leader was actually the reigning emperor—so cliché! So Heaven struck Shuang Mantian dead.

Wuti had actually poisoned Minmin—so cliché! So Heaven struck Wuti dead.

The Wuji Sect was annihilated by the Weiyang Sect—so cliché! So Heaven struck everyone from both sects dead.

After Minmin’s death, Qingqing and Xiaotao mourned her every year—so cliché! So Heaven struck them dead.

This novel even had secluded masters—so cliché! So Heaven struck Master Mingjing and the divine doctor Babao dead.