TFWYH – Chapter 60 Sudden Admiration

Alright, this time Ling Sheng was really about to cry.

How could Tang Wan know his brain had run so far off track?

All she wanted was a bit of virgin boy’s urine to make medicine for Treading Snow!

Ling Yue had gone to town to deliver the douban paste. Jiang-shi needed to hand over her embroidery work and tell her employer she was quitting, so she went along and even took Ling Chen with her.

That meant only Ling Yu was home!

For some reason, Tang Wan just couldn’t bring herself to ask Ling Yu for pee directly, which was why she’d gone to Ling Sheng instead.

But that bastard wasn’t even a virgin!

Now her only option was her beautiful husband!

No big deal. They were husband and wife. Surely he wouldn’t begrudge her a little urine!

Yes, that was perfectly reasonable!

Tang Wan grabbed an old chipped bowl from the kitchen, puffed herself up with confidence, and marched back to find her pretty husband.

…Only to chicken out the moment she stepped into the room. Especially when Ling Yu turned his head and looked at her.

Tang Wan reflexively hid the bowl behind her back.

Ling Yu’s brow arched slightly. His gaze flicked to the hand she had tucked behind her and he instantly felt she was up to no good.

But he was curious. What was this woman plotting now?

“You need something?”

“Mm!”

Tang Wan nodded seriously, then asked under his questioning gaze, “Are you still… a virgin?”

Ling Yu: “?”

Ling Yu: “…”

It took him three full seconds to process what she’d just said, his expression freezing solid.

When he finally recovered, his voice came out through gritted teeth: “Do you… want to check?”

Tang Wan’s eyes widened. “Men can be checked?!”

She suddenly felt her pretty husband was amazing. Even modern hospitals couldn’t test whether a man was a virgin, but he apparently had a way!

Ling Yu: “…”

What the hell is with that suddenly worshipful expression?!

Can you not tell whether that was a good thing or a bad thing to say?!

Ling Yu suddenly felt utterly exhausted. His voice came out weak: “What exactly do you want?”

In answer, Tang Wan pulled out the bowl from behind her back and held it out to him. “I need virgin boy’s urine.”

Ling Yu stared at her for a long moment, at a loss for words, before finally spitting out a single one: “…Get. Out.”

“Oh.” Tang Wan drooped her head, dejected, and shuffled toward the door.

Maybe she should wait until little Ling Chen came back!

Or find someone else?

Treading Snow couldn’t wait too long!

Seeing her thoughtful expression, Ling Yu’s brow started twitching violently. His words came out through clenched teeth: “Get back here!”

Tang Wan blinked at him in surprise.

Completely defeated, Ling Yu waved a limp hand. “Give me the bowl. You—go outside.”

“Thank you, pretty husband!” Tang Wan beamed, bouncing over to hand him the bowl.

When he took it, she even asked eagerly, “Do you need me to help you?”

“OUT!” Ling Yu’s voice cracked like a whip, his face black as ink.

“I’m going, don’t be mad! Just the pee is fine!”

Ah, her pretty husband really was the best!

Tang Wan left the room humming in delight.

Only once she was gone did Ling Yu take a deep breath and start frantically chanting in his head.

She’s your wife. Your wife, your wife, your wife!

You can’t let her go ask someone else for this kind of thing! You can’t, you can’t, you can’t!

It took him a thousand repetitions of self-hypnosis before he finally calmed down enough to, uh, get the job done.

A while later, Tang Wan happily received the bowl of virgin boy’s urine, completely ignoring Ling Yu’s blackened expression as she cheerfully ran off.

The way she cradled the bowl, Ling Yu almost thought she was going to drink it!

The very idea made him nauseous. His stomach lurched and he clutched his chest, nearly gagging.

Tang Wan had no idea that just asking for a bit of urine had triggered so much in her pretty husband’s head.

She ground the herbs she’d bought into a mash, then pulled out some calcium phosphate-based medicine from her spatial storage, mixing it into the concoction.

Finally, she poured in the virgin boy’s urine, stirred it well, diluted it with some water, and set it down in front of Treading Snow.