TFWYH – Chapter 240 Wan Niang’s Drunkenness

She had long heard the Doctor say that alcohol was a good thing—that it could help people forget their worries.

After taking a sip, Tang Wan smacked her lips.

Fragrant, sweet, with a fruity taste. Quite good.

But it didn’t make her forget her worries… it just… made her a little dizzy…

Yanyan saw her squinting after drinking and reaching constantly for the fish in the center.

So she quietly picked out many pieces of fish, removed the bones, and placed them in front of Tang Wan.

The two of them had to pretend not to know each other in front of outsiders, but that didn’t stop her from taking care of Tang Wan.

As for Pan Xiner and Wei Ziyan, they were so angry they could cough blood.

They hadn’t expected this village woman to actually have some skill—not only did she not embarrass herself, she even surprised everyone a little!

Wei Ziyan believed everything Tang Wan knew must have been taught by Ling Yu. Thinking that Ling Yu possessed such great talent made her admire him even more… and made her even more jealous of Tang Wan!

Seeing Tang Wan sitting near the edge of the boat, she practically used every ounce of strength she had to stop herself from rushing forward and pushing her into the water.

Tang Wan could feel Wei Ziyan’s hostility, but she didn’t care at all.

Your father is the official, not you. I haven’t broken any laws—what can you do to me?

So she completely ignored Wei Ziyan and, while her beautiful husband wasn’t paying attention, secretly took another sip of wine.

Mm…

She really had been tricked by the Doctor—the dizziness was getting stronger!

—

The boat finally reached the shore. Ling Yu, after great effort, finally freed himself from his classmates and pulled Tang Wan away with him.

When he looked back at Tang Wan’s silly, dopey smile, he sighed weakly. “Your drawing technique is something I’ve never even heard of, and you dumped that blame on me?”

“Mm.” Tang Wan nodded.

“…” You really think too highly of me.

Ling Yu rubbed his temples. “I’m not taking the blame for you. Figure it out yourself.”

Tang Wan nodded again. “Mm.”

Ling Yu frowned. Something felt off.

He leaned closer to Tang Wan, sniffed the air, and became speechless. “You drank?”

“Mm.” Tang Wan nodded again, then suddenly fell backward.

“…” Ling Yu quickly grabbed her and pulled her into his arms. “How much did you drink?”

Tang Wan leaned against her beautiful husband and held up one finger. Then she frowned, felt that was wrong, and held up another.

She stared carefully… still wrong… her gaze becoming increasingly unfocused!

Ling Yu held up one finger. “How many is this?”

Tang Wan instantly squinted her eyes like a cross-eyed rooster, studied it seriously, and declared with absolute confidence, “Three!”

Ling Yu: …

“Husband, I want kisses, hugs, and up-we-go!” Tang Wan wrapped her arms around his waist, rubbing herself against him nonstop.

Ling Yu: …

S-stop rubbing!

My brothers are waking up!

Grinding his teeth, Ling Yu took a deep breath, tapped the acupoint on Tang Wan’s chest, and carried her on his back.

Tang Wan, unable to move, felt uncomfortable. “Husband, I like you the most. When are you going to sleep with me?”

Ling Yu didn’t want to answer.

“Husband, I’m very good at it. You should try.”

“…Stop talking.”

“Really! I guarantee you’ll feel heavenly!”

“…Please just shut up.”

“Wuuuu… Husband doesn’t love me. He won’t sleep with me…”

Ling Yu, enduring the strange stares of passersby and resisting the urge to toss this woman onto the ground, silently pulled out a mask and put it on.

So embarrassing.

Truly too embarrassing.

Thankfully, Tang Wan soon stopped complaining about wanting to sleep with him.

Instead… she started singing.

“There is a beauty so enchanting I cannot forget,
One day without seeing her and my longing turns mad.
The phoenix soars across the desolate world,
Yet alas my fair one dwells not by my eastern wall…”

Ling Yu: …

Surprisingly beautiful!

You really are multitalented!

Ling Yu’s brow twitched slightly. Then, as if casually, he said:

“Do you know the United Nations Citizen Code?”