SBCEJM -Chapter 55 Shocking! My Father’s Innocence Was Actually… Ruined by the Prime Minister’s Wife?!

【Your father… his “innocence” has long been gone!】

Feng Zexuan was stunned.

【What the hell? My dad cheated?!】

【No way, I need to tell Mom right now so she can divorce that scumbag at light speed! I’ll go with Mom and my brother. Dad can leave with nothing and spend the rest of his life alone with his iron rice bowl!】

Feng Huain’an swayed, nearly falling off his chair.

Divorce? Leave with nothing?

One moment he was still savoring his wife’s homemade wine—the next, his entire family was about to fall apart?

Li Yunluo glanced at him coldly from the side.

Feng Zekai’s inner brother silently thought: Sis, calm down! You haven’t even understood the gossip yet and you’re already splitting the family?!

【Host! Host, stop right there! It’s not what you think!】

The system’s voice was frantic. 【Your father didn’t cheat! But it’s even more absurd than cheating!】

Feng Zexuan narrowed her eyes.

【Then what is it? Explain clearly. If you dare lie to me, I’ll reset you to factory settings!】

【Don’t! Your father… he just had his body seen!】

【???】

Feng Zexuan’s brain short-circuited.

Feng Zexuan’s brother froze mid-bite.

Li Yunluo’s chopsticks stopped in mid-air.

Feng Huain’an was completely stunned.

Who? Who had the guts to see his body?

And… when had he ever been seen naked?!

He had lived nearly forty years, and the boldest thing he ever did was get drunk in his youth, confess to Yunluo, and steal a kiss from her.

And now… someone had seen him naked?!

【Here’s what happened,】 the system explained.

【Doesn’t your father go to a hot spring villa with a few colleagues every rest day?】

【The organizer is Prime Minister Lin, and the place is part of his private estate.】

【Once, the Prime Minister’s wife invited a few of her close friends there as well. By sheer coincidence, they ended up in the private bath right next to your father’s group.】

【While soaking, she faintly heard her husband’s voice from next door and curiously leaned against the wall. There just happened to be a small hole. She peeked through… and saw several men wearing only inner robes, soaked by steam, fabric clinging tightly to their bodies…】

【Even though it was just a glance, she immediately recognized your father.】

The system added quietly:

【Probably… because your father is just too good-looking. His broad shoulders and narrow waist are way more attractive than Prime Minister Lin’s soft belly.】

The atmosphere at the table relaxed slightly.

Just being seen once by accident didn’t really count as “lost innocence,” right?

After all, they weren’t even fully naked in a hot spring.

Feng Zexuan: 【I thought it was some dramatic love scandal. That’s it?】

【Don’t rush, the real highlight is coming!】

【After returning home, the Prime Minister’s wife kept thinking about your father’s strong physique and that fleeting glimpse of his face. She became restless, unable to sleep at night.】

【So she casually chatted with the Prime Minister and found out their regular schedule. After that, she somehow began going to the adjacent room every rest day at just the right time… just to quietly admire your father’s “beauty.”】

【WHAT?! That’s… that serious?!】

Feng Zexuan was shocked.

【How long has this been going on?!】

【Let me check… almost four years.】

Silence.

Li Yunluo’s knuckles turned white around her chopsticks.

Four years.

Her husband had been secretly watched by another woman for four whole years.

Feng Huain’an: “……”

My innocence… gone…

He felt like a slab of meat hanging in a butcher’s shop, silently being admired while completely unaware of it.

【And the most explosive part,】 the system continued, 【there was once when your father stood up from the pool and his undergarment got caught on a rock—rip!—it tore completely…】

【And the Prime Minister’s wife saw everything.】

【This is ancient times!! Seeing an ankle could require marriage!】 Feng Zexuan exclaimed.

【If she weren’t already married, your father might’ve been forced into responsibility!】

At this point, Feng Zexuan decided this had to be handled.

She cleared her throat and spoke casually: “Dad, brother… men like you really need to protect yourselves when you go out.”

She paused, then glanced meaningfully at her father.

“Especially places like hot springs. I heard there are some shameless perverts who like to ‘drill walls to peek.’ Some steal light… others steal people.”

【That should be enough for Dad to understand, right? I’m really worrying about this family!】

Feng Huain’an was moved to tears.

My precious daughter!

Feng Zekai silently noted: Never go to public baths again.

Li Yunluo suddenly smiled.

A soft smile—but without warmth.

“Don’t worry, Xuan’er,” she said gently. “Your father and brother will take good care of themselves.”

Then she placed a chicken wing into Feng Huain’an’s bowl.

“Eat more, dear. You’ll need strength.”

That chicken wing felt heavier than a mountain.

That night, when Feng Huain’an went to wash up, he found the bedroom door locked from the inside.

“Yunluo?” he knocked cautiously.

From inside came a calm voice:

“It’s late. You have court duties and many things to think about. You should sleep in the study. It’s quieter.”

Feng Huain’an stood in the cold night wind with his pillow, utterly desolate.

The next morning at court, he stood among the officials with dark circles under his eyes, occasionally casting resentful glances at Prime Minister Lin, who looked energetic and confused.

Meanwhile, Feng Zexuan drifted off mentally again in the ranks.

And the system resumed broadcasting.

【Host, last night’s gossip has a sequel! That Prime Minister’s wife didn’t just peek at your father—she’s been painting him too!】

【There are portraits: fully dressed, half-dressed, even imagined nude ones… titles include “Feng Lang Emerging from Bath” and “The Elegance of the Censor”.】

【The latest one is a completely imagined full nude painting titled—“Jade Dragon Resting on Waves.”】

!!!

Emperor Xiao Juechen almost spoke, then immediately shut his mouth, his body trembling slightly under the dragon robe.

Jade Dragon Resting on Waves?

Prime Minister Lin’s wife… is truly a remarkable woman.

Prime Minister Lin stumbled slightly, nearly spraining his waist.

His wife… painted a nude portrait of a court official?!

He felt his official hat turn an unmistakable shade of green.

【Wait—she even painted a full nude?! How closely did she have to look?!】

【Of course!】 the system said proudly. 【She treasures them and locks them in a golden box under her bed.】

【The key is hidden inside her favorite jade-inlaid vanity case.】

【WHAT?! Should I burn them?! This could ruin my father’s reputation!】

【You can’t destroy them all. She paints one every day while her husband is at court. You can’t keep up.】

Feng Zexuan sighed.

【Sigh… modern times are better. At least you can just scroll your phone for abs and six-packs. Ancient people really suffer…】

【Host, speaking of nudity—I’ve got an even bigger, more explosive piece of gossip. Want it?】

【Is it exciting?】

【Extremely! Ten times more exciting than your father’s!】

【Then what are we waiting for—bring it on!】