The system immediately understood.
【Got it! Educational film The Mysteries of the Brain is ready to go!】
As soon as the voice fell, a crack tore open in the night sky above the bonfire. A massive luminous screen unfolded, so bright it was almost blinding.
The gathered officials looked up—meat in their hands plop—falling straight to the ground.
Lin Zhengyan’s beard trembled so hard he nearly rolled off the rock.
Chu Heng widened his eyes, still chewing half a piece of rabbit meat, forgetting to swallow.
Feng Zeyuan smiled faintly and explained:
“Don’t panic, everyone. This is an ‘illusion technique’—it will show some interesting images and knowledge.”
“After watching it, you’ll understand whether the hardship you’re enduring today is worth it.”
The officials exchanged glances, then slowly came to a realization.
So that’s it…
This is all the divine technique of the Northern Marquis!
Their fear of the unknown faded, replaced by curiosity and anticipation.
Lin Zhengyan stroked his beard and tried to maintain his dignity as chancellor:
“His Highness truly possesses divine abilities… I shall listen carefully.”
The screen began to move.
A strange creature swam through the deep sea—its translucent body drifting slowly in the dark blue water.
A calm narration sounded:
“Ascidians, in their larval stage, possess a brain and swim freely in the ocean in search of a place to attach.”
Chu Heng squinted at the screen.
“This creature… is quite unusual…”
The scene shifted.
The ascidian found a rock and firmly attached itself.
The narration paused, as if preparing to drop a shocking truth:
“Once it permanently anchors itself…”
“It will ‘eat’ its own brain.”
“Clack.”
Several pieces of roasted meat fell into the fire at the same time, sizzling loudly.
The officials froze—mouths open, food suspended in midair.
They forgot to chew.
Forgot to swallow.
Even forgot to breathe.
“Because when it no longer needs to move, the brain becomes a useless burden.”
On screen, the creature’s brain slowly disappeared.
The slow, irreversible process made everyone’s scalp crawl.
Cheng Ying stared at the screen, trembling:
“It… eats… its own brain?”
Lin Zhengyan murmured in disbelief:
“The workings of nature… can be so bizarre…”
Chu Heng forced himself to speak:
“This is… utterly absurd…”
A young official shivered and instinctively touched the back of his head.
His brain… was still there, right?
【Hahahaha! Look at how scared they are!】
Feng Zeyuan laughed internally so hard she nearly clapped.
【They usually act so knowledgeable, and now they’re all dumbfounded!】
【System, this film is perfect! Soul-striking!】
The system proudly replied:
【Of course! It targets stubborn minds directly! Let them understand—if you don’t move your body, your brain is finished!】
The scene shifted again.
Fields of grass and trees swayed in the wind, full of life.
“Plants have no brain because they do not need to move.”
A tree’s roots sank deeply into the soil, the camera slowly zooming in on its stillness.
“The original purpose of the brain is to control complex movement.”
“Movement is the fundamental reason for the evolution and existence of the brain.”
These words struck like a hammer into every official’s heart.
Lin Zhengyan’s hand trembled—nearly pulling out a handful of beard hair.
He instinctively touched the back of his head.
Thoughts flashed rapidly through his mind:
I sit in the office all year reviewing memorials… barely moving my body…
Could it be…
Could my brain be degenerating?!
Chu Heng suddenly understood, his gaze toward Feng Zeyuan filled with awe.
So this is why the Marquis makes us farm and train…
“His Highness truly has far-reaching wisdom!”
Others quickly followed:
“So that’s the truth!”
“The Marquis is saving us!”
“How shameful! We misunderstood his noble intentions!”
Feng Zekai twitched his mouth listening to the praise.
…Did they misunderstand something?
Forget it.
As long as the result benefits his sister, let them imagine whatever they want.
【System, scan me. With my level of daily high-intensity exercise, my brain must be top-tier, right?】
【Report: Host’s brain is at peak configuration. With spiritual spring nourishment, it will remain 20-year-old performance even at 80.】
Feng Zeyuan beamed.
【Looks like promoting nationwide fitness in Great Xia is urgent!】
The system agreed:
【Exactly. That’s why so many famous people insist on exercising daily even when busy.】
【There are huge benefits!】
【If you don’t move, both body and brain depreciate faster—you’re losing out big time!】
Feng Zeyuan nodded seriously.
【I should also convince my parents to start exercising.】
Far away in Feng Manor, Li Yunluo, soaking in a rose bath, suddenly shivered.
The screen continued.
“Aerobic exercise promotes hippocampal growth and strengthens memory.”
A brain scan appeared, highlighting a glowing, sea-horse-shaped structure.
Lin Zhengyan’s eyes lit up instantly.
Improved memory?!
He already imagined himself memorizing texts effortlessly—reciting classics without forgetting a single word.
“Strength training improves decision-making and cognition.”
People in the video lifted iron weights with vigorous energy.
“Three strength sessions per week for six months can significantly improve cognitive function.”
“Muscle is not only a symbol of strength—it is also a guardian of brain health.”
Cheng Ying looked at his own powerful arms, chest lifted with pride.
So his muscles didn’t just win battles—they protected his brain too!
A frail scholar glanced at him enviously, then at his own thin limbs.
He gritted his teeth.
I’m going to train when I get back!
I can’t let my brain go to waste!
The narration continued:
“Exercise triggers dopamine and serotonin, natural sources of happiness.”
“They relieve anxiety, improve sleep, and even combat depression…”
Scenes showed people going from exhausted and miserable to bright and smiling.
The officials watched, deeply moved.
Especially those suffering from insomnia or anxiety—eyes shining with hope.
When the documentary ended, the screen vanished.
Silence lingered for a long time.
Then Lin Zhengyan sighed deeply, looking at Feng Zeyuan with gratitude.
“Your Highness is truly benevolent. I… have been enlightened.”
The others stood and bowed:
“We will never forget Your Highness’s great kindness!”
Feng Zeyuan felt a bit embarrassed.
【I really didn’t think that much…】
【But this misunderstanding is fine—it saves me explaining.】
【Being mistaken as a good person… doesn’t feel bad at all.】
The system replied:
【Host, you are a good person. Even if your motives are messy, the outcome is genuinely helping them.】
Feng Zeyuan chuckled.
【Fair point. This is what you call ‘benevolent utilization.’】
Just then, a new idea formed in her mind.
【System, we can turn these documentaries into operas in the future and play them outside gyms every day.】
【I refuse to believe people won’t be tempted.】
【Especially female customers—we must make them realize: to become strong, they must break free from rigid doctrines and embrace muscle training.】
The system fully agreed:
【Brilliant! We’ll turn fitness benefits into plays and stories for mass promotion!】
【The gym business will explode!】
【Heh heh, I can already see the silver coins flying toward us!】
Feng Zeyuan smiled triumphantly, eyes narrowing into crescent moons.
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