SBCEJM -Chapter 318 You’re Wearing My Wife Badge And You Came To Visit Someone Else’s Brothel?!

The main character of this incident was none other than the notoriously womanizing Official Wang.

In order to prove he treated all his wives and concubines “equally,” he had boldly commissioned custom solid-gold bracelets for each of the dozen-plus women in his household.

That day, he drank himself completely drunk and was helped back home by his servant.

Staggering into the inner courtyard, he mumbled incoherently:

“Go… go to Fourteenth Concubine’s place…”

But just as he reached the door, a sudden “brilliant idea” flashed through his alcohol-fogged mind—he remembered the so-called “Beloved Bracelets.”

He felt that he absolutely had to wear the matching bracelet before entering.

After all, they had been expensive custom pieces. Not wearing them would be a waste.

【High alert! Official Wang’s self-destruction performance is about to begin!】

Feng Zeyan sat up straight, watching the “live broadcast” with great interest.

Official Wang fumbled around in his robe and pulled out more than ten jingling metal bracelets.

Under the dim lantern light in the corridor, he squinted drunkenly and tried to identify them one by one.

“This one is… Fifth Concubine’s nickname ‘Little Cui’?”

He brought the bracelet close to his eyes, trying hard to read the engraving.

“No… this one is… Seventh Concubine’s ‘A Xiang’?”

The gold rings slipped between his fingers.

“No… this is Ninth Concubine’s ‘Ruyi’…”

The more he searched, the more anxious he became. Sweat even began to form on his forehead.

【Hahaha! A drunk searching for bracelets—this scene is too perfect!】

Finally, he picked up a bracelet engraved with three characters:

“Mother Tiger.”

His mind cleared for a split second.

This was the nickname he had secretly given his official wife. He had been drunk when he ordered it made.

And in a moment of brainlessness, he had it engraved.

Oh no.

Panicking, he tried to throw it away—but in his drunken stumble, his hand flicked it, and with a crisp click, it snapped onto his wrist and locked in place.

No matter how hard he pulled, he couldn’t remove it.

At that point, he gave up and pushed the door open.

“I’m here, my dear Fourteenth…”

The Fourteenth Concubine greeted him warmly, about to act coquettish—

But her eyes immediately landed on the golden words on his wrist.

“Mother Tiger.”

Her smile shattered.

She immediately burst into heart-wrenching sobs.

“Master! How… how could you humiliate me like this!”

“I am not worthy of being called ‘Mother Tiger’!”

“Are you trying to shame me to death?!”

Official Wang, now even more confused, stammered:

“I… I didn’t… this is… this is—”

Before he could finish, the door was kicked open with a bang.

The frame shook violently.

His official wife stormed in, followed by a group of maidservants armed with wooden staffs.

She had originally come after hearing the crying—but the moment she entered, she saw her husband standing in another woman’s room…

Wearing her bracelet.

And it was midnight.

Old grievances mixed with fresh rage.

Her anger exploded instantly.

“Oh? You good-for-nothing!”

She pointed at him, trembling with fury.

“You’re wearing my wife badge and you came to visit someone else’s brothel?!”

“If I’m a ‘mother tiger’ in your eyes, then today I’ll make sure it’s true!”

She snatched a rolling pin from a maid and swung it down hard.

WHACK!

“I’ll let you visit!”

WHACK!

“I’ll let you wear the wrong bracelet!”

WHACK!

“I’ll let you call me Mother Tiger!”

The wooden rod rained down like a storm.

Official Wang ran around the room holding his head.

“Madam, please calm down! I really took the wrong one!”

“The wrong one?! You have over ten bracelets, and you just happened to pick mine?!”

“You did it on purpose!”

“You’re humiliating me!”

The Fourteenth Concubine curled up in the corner, trembling.

The sound of beating and screaming echoed through the courtyard, startling birds from their nests.

In nearby rooms, other concubines peeked out.

“Is… is the master making the madam angry again?”

“That sound… he might be getting beaten to death!”

The next morning at court, Official Wang limped into the imperial hall with two black eyes.

His face was swollen, his robes wrinkled, his entire appearance miserable beyond words.

【Hahahahaha! Serves him right! Self-inflicted disaster!】

Feng Zeyan was laughing so hard in her mind she nearly collapsed.

【This is what happens when you play stupid games!】

【Who told you to engrave ‘Mother Tiger’ on your wife’s bracelet?!】

【Next time, Official Wang should buy our “Human Department Store” new product—glowing anti-counterfeit smart bracelets!】

【Built-in room navigation: “You are about to enter Fourteenth Concubine’s room. Please wear the correct bracelet. Enjoy your life.”】

【Wrong room? Full refund! No more social death scenes guaranteed!】

Official Wang, still holding his face, suddenly perked up.

Glowing? Navigation? Wrong-room refund?

A divine object!

He needed at least twenty!

Minister Feng Huan’an watched his daughter mentally calculating profits again and twitched his mouth.

Girl… could you show a bit of sympathy?

The man just got beaten like that…

And you’re already thinking about sales?

Thanks to this incident, the “Beloved Bracelet” became even more famous.

The Human Department Store’s profits soared.

Feng Zeyan invested most of the earnings into infrastructure—bridges and roads—and used part of it to establish charity halls.

The name of the Northern Border Prince grew increasingly respected among the common people.

That day, Feng Zeyan was once again in the third-floor private room of the Human Department Store, thinking about her next story idea.

Suddenly, footsteps echoed downstairs.

【Oh? Customers have arrived.】

She lazily lifted her gaze.

【Host, these four visitors have quite a complicated relationship—extremely complicated!】

【Oh? Tell me more!】

She immediately became interested.

She loved gossip like this.

Downstairs, four people were crowding around the “Beloved Bracelet” counter, while others pretended to browse books nearby.

All ears were perked.

The Northern Border Prince was about to drop another scandal!

The curtain of the private room was lifted.

Four figures entered.

The leading noblewoman wore a gold-embroidered phoenix-tail dress, radiating arrogance like a proud phoenix.

Beside her, a man in dark teal robes carefully supported her elbow, speaking softly as if afraid to upset her.

Behind them stood a green-dressed woman holding a heavy money pouch—her posture upright, eyes clear, more like an accountant than a servant.

At the very back was a scholarly young man with refined features and a folding fan, attracting shy glances from women downstairs.

The noblewoman walked straight to the “Intimate Reading” section.

She pointed at a gilded book:

“Give me one hundred and eight sets of Records of the Boudoir.”

The clerk nearly dropped his jaw.

“One… one hundred and eight sets?!”

The noblewoman raised an eyebrow.

“Any problem?”

“No! None! We’ll pack it immediately!”

She turned to the green-dressed woman.

“Ziyan, I’ll keep one set. The other 107, distribute them to the unmarried girls in our brothel… I mean, our building. Let them learn how to handle men properly, so they don’t get deceived!”

The green-dressed woman nodded.

“Understood, boss.”

【Whoa! Buying that many?】

【Is she starting a sect? A brothel headquarters branch?!】

【Host, the big gossip is here! Massive one!】