SBCEJM -Chapter 305 A couple fighting over the same man? This is way too twisted!

The system was clearly pleased by Feng Zeyuan’s “never seen the world before” reaction.

Its speaking speed skyrocketed, like a high-energy live commentary.

【The Khatun didn’t just seduce Ulan—she completely conquered him! She’s basically a pure-love war god!】

【This woman is ruthless. All for a pretty face, she almost emptied her entire dowry treasury.】

【Pearls, agates, famous paintings—flowing into Ulan’s tent like water.】

【And the old Khagan is still happily oblivious, thinking he married a wise and capable wife. Little does he know she’s using his money to support a pretty boy!】

Feng Zeyuan clicked her tongue in amazement.

【Tsk tsk tsk… beauty really is the primary productive force.】

【Male or female doesn’t matter—if they look good enough, even rich ladies will run after them!】

The system immediately dropped even more explosive follow-up details, its voice rising an octave.

【That’s not all! Ulan isn’t some innocent either.】

【While coaxing the Khatun into complete devotion, he also… physically “cooperated” with her and even made a child!】

“Pfft—”

Feng Zeyuan spat out a mouthful of mare’s milk wine straight into her airway.

She clamped her mouth shut, her whole body curling up like a boiled shrimp, shoulders shaking violently.

【Damn! So this isn’t just a green hat—it’s a whole grassland stretching to Hulunbuir!】

【Instant dad?!】

【Wait, how old is the kid? Who does he resemble?!】

The system chuckled darkly.

【Three and a half years old! Looks exactly like Ulan—a perfect clone. Creepy talented kid.】

【They’ve always claimed he’s an adopted orphan from the Khatun’s maternal family.】

【And the old Khagan dotes on him so much—carries him everywhere. Even had his beard pulled bare and still doesn’t mind.】

【He’s so proud he tells everyone: “Look! That’s what a good nephew looks like! My little nephew is so handsome—he’ll be a great man someday!”】

The atmosphere in the hall instantly turned bizarre.

Many officials froze mid-toast, wine cups hanging awkwardly in the air.

Almost subconsciously, their eyes drifted toward their own beautiful wives—or toward children who “didn’t quite resemble them.”

Their expressions slowly darkened with suspicion.

One Ministry of Works official even started seriously considering whether to perform a bloodline test when he got home.

【And then? Surely the truth comes out, right? Caught in bed? Blood everywhere?】

Feng Zeyuan urged impatiently in her mind.

【Too small-minded, host!】

The system scoffed.

【The Khagan only once accidentally saw Ulan and the Khatun arguing and pulling each other.】

【But instead of suspecting Ulan was a man, he… actually fell for him too!】

【He got jealous! Jealous of his own wife over a “beauty”!】

【They fought fiercely. The Khatun, furious, finally blurted out that Ulan was a man.】

【And guess what?】

Feng Zeyuan held her breath, eyes wide.

【The old Khagan wasn’t angry at all—instead, he was ecstatic!】

【He slapped his thigh and shouted: “Being a man is even better! I can do that too! Forget harem politics—we’ll compete fairly for him as a couple!”】

【The Khatun protested: “I can bear him children!”】

【The Khagan shot back: “I can make him a Khagan!”】

【And just like that, an unprecedented drama exploded in the royal court—‘husband and wife competing for the same man while building a home together’!】

Feng Zeyuan felt her worldview shatter into dust.

【They’re insane… this whole family is insane…】

【For a single man, the Khagan is even willing to turn himself into a “wife”?】

【Grassland romance is truly wild enough to make mortals tremble!】

【Exactly!】

The system continued.

【Just as the Khagan was about to implement his “exclusive love plan,” your army arrived, host.】

【That deranged couple even tried to run away with Ulan.】

【Ulan panicked and, during the chaos, crawled under Prince Xiao Mingyu’s carriage.】

【He said rather than being fought over by these two lunatics, he’d rather go to the Great Xia to find his roots.】

【After all, his mother is from Great Xia—this is returning home, and he just wants to be a normal man.】

The system paused, tone turning gleeful.

【But I just scanned it—the couple hasn’t given up.】

【They’re now disguised and bringing that “shared child,” slowly begging their way toward the capital.】

【A family of three, soon to have a touching reunion!】

Feng Zeyuan stroked her chin, smiling like a fox that had stolen a chicken.

Her eyes curved into crescents.

【Good grief! This isn’t an envoy—it’s a family ethics drama being shipped straight to the capital!】

【Cross-border love chase, thousand-mile search for a husband, and a group PvP included.】

【I’ve got my melon seeds, peanuts, and stool ready. I’m not even paying admission for this show!】

At that moment, the music in the hall shifted.

Ulan finished his performance and stepped down smoothly.

Immediately after, a thin “beauty” holding a horse-head fiddle slowly entered.

He kept his gaze lowered, carrying a naturally melancholic aura.

His fingers plucked the strings—mournful, like crying and sighing.

The sound made people’s hearts ache.

Just as Feng Zeyuan was about to praise his skill—

The system’s voice dropped another bomb.

【Host, don’t be fooled by his “Lin Daiyu” look.】

【This guy—Bashi—is Ulan’s childhood friend. Grew up together like brothers.】

Feng Zeyuan instantly caught the key point.

【So familiar? Then he’ll definitely recognize that “Prince Xiao Mingyu” is a fake!】

【Correct!】

The system confirmed.

【He didn’t come here to perform.】

【He’s here looking for his missing “heartbreaker”—the real Ulan!】

【Another one looking for someone?!】

Feng Zeyuan sat up straight, gossip energy burning.

【But why is he looking for Ulan? Pure brotherly affection?】

【Brotherly affection?】

The system laughed coldly.

【You’re still too innocent, host.】

【This Bashi has considered Ulan his “childhood husband” since they were kids.】

【After Ulan disappeared, he didn’t eat for three days and nights—and then came up with this disguise plan.】

【He swore: “Even if I search the heavens and hell, I will drag my Ulan back to marry him!”】

【Damn… this plot direction… I approve!】

Feng Zeyuan’s mental abacus clacked loudly.

【The Second Prince’s residence is going to be chaos!】

【Ulan’s original ten concubines forming an “Avengers Alliance.”】

【Plus the 200 “reinforcements” sent by Xiao Mingyu.】

【Now add a deadly ex-childhood lover entering the battlefield!】

【This isn’t a backyard—it’s a gu-breeding arena!】

Minister Wang and General Li exchanged looks.

Their hands were shaking so badly wine spilled everywhere.

It was over.

Completely out of control.

Their own people had just stabilized in that wolf den, and now another predator had arrived?

And this one looks gentle—but is actually someone who would cross borders for love!

No good!

They needed to send more ginseng and deer antler back immediately.

Maybe even some military strategy books!

They absolutely couldn’t lose in this “Second Prince’s backyard war”!

Feng Zeyuan raised her already-cracked wine cup and took a sip to calm herself.

Her eyes shone brighter than the palace candles.

【Come on, come on! Who are the remaining two men?!】