LOT – Chapter 69 Minister Lin Leaps Over Lin Mo

Lin Mo was completely wedged in, stuck by the hips.

Minister Lin grabbed her legs and gave a tug—but she immediately shrieked.

“Dad! Stop pulling! You’re dragging my clothes right off!”

System: …

The Lin family: …

Lin Qi and Lin Ran rushed outside and tried pulling her by the hands instead—but she shrieked again.

“Aaahhh! You’re catching my pants now! Brother, if you keep pulling, this dog hole is gonna rip them right off!”

Madam Lin, watching this absurd scene, smacked her daughter squarely on the rear and snapped, “Then what do you suggest we do? Pulling your feet doesn’t work, your hands don’t work—if you had the guts to crawl in, have the guts to crawl out too!”

The loud smack made Lin Mo yelp in pain. “Moooom! You slapped my butt numb!”

The system, watching this whole scene unfold, was both exasperated and amused. But since this was its own host, it still tried hard to help come up with a solution.

Then it suddenly had a terrible idea.

System shouted excitedly: 【I’ve got it! Host, I know how to get you out of there!】

Lin Mo: 【Quick, tell me!】

She clung to that hope, but everyone else was deeply skeptical. After all, neither she nor her system had ever been normal. What good could come out of this weird pair?

Sure enough, the system excitedly explained: 【Tell your parents to spank your butt really hard. The pain will make you lurch forward, and that’ll push you out of the hole!】

Everyone fell silent.

Lin Mo asked the system with a deadpan expression: 【Can I ask if we’ve ever had any kind of personal vendetta? Like a deep, blood feud?】

System answered sweetly: 【Of course not! You’re my dearest host!】

Lin Mo mentally screamed: 【Then why are you doing this to me?!】

Minister Lin and the others struggled to keep their lips from curling into smiles and quickly bowed their heads.

Hold it in! Hold it in! You absolutely must not laugh!

System kept defending itself: 【I didn’t mean it like that! I’m really thinking for your sake! Do you have a better idea? What, do you want to stay stuck in this dog hole forever?】

【Oh, and you even blocked the entrance to their dog hole. How are they supposed to get home now?】

Lin Mo thought about it for a moment and actually felt that what the system said made some sense.

She lifted her head and shouted into the courtyard with all her might, “Dad! Mom! Find something and give me a hard spanking on the butt! That way I can get out!”

Minister Lin and Madam Lin: “……”

Lin Qi and Lin Ran, watching from outside: “……”

Are you serious? The system dares to say it, and you dare to actually do it?

Madam Lin nudged Minister Lin. “You do it. I can’t bring myself to hit her.”

Minister Lin gave her a speechless glance. The way you said that makes it sound like I can.

They usually spanked her, yes, but there was always a sense of proportion. This situation was completely different!

Lin Mo closed her eyes and spent a long time mentally preparing herself—but no matter how long she waited, the pain on her butt never came.

System: 【Your parents are still pushing the responsibility onto each other. Want to say something to provoke them a bit? That way they’ll actually go through with it.】

Lin Mo thought for a moment, then yelled at the top of her lungs, “Dad! The tea leaves you worked so hard to get—I stole them! And I used them to boil tea eggs! They tasted awful!”

Minister Lin’s eyes widened in shock: “!!!”

“You wretched girl!”

Lin Qi and Lin Ran silently closed their eyes. What a sin! There’s so much tea at home, and yet she had to use Dad’s? And after boiling it, she still dared say the tea didn’t make good eggs?

The system now wanted to give Lin Mo a big thumbs up: when it comes to courting death, no one does it better than this host.

Minister Lin picked up a thin, soft tree branch from the ground and gave Lin Mo a solid smack on the butt.

Lin Mo gasped sharply, her body jolting forward—and she actually popped right out!

“Hahahaha! I’m out! Lin Mo is out!”

She was like Sun Wukong bursting from the mountain. Though her butt hurt like crazy, joy completely overpowered the pain.

“You little rascal, don’t you run! Give me back my tea leaves!”

Minister Lin shouted angrily from behind the wall. That tea was something he’d gone through great trouble to obtain! He’d thought he’d simply used it all up, only to now find out this brat used it to boil tea eggs!

Clutching her aching butt, Lin Mo dashed off at full speed. No way she was going to stop now—only an idiot would stop running!

And the tea boiled eggs really did taste bad. When her dad brought the tea back, he’d praised it to the skies—but in the end, it was just that flavor.

Lin Ran looked at her sister sprinting ahead, then at her father who had just climbed over the wall. With a helpless sigh, she said to Lin Qi, “We’d better go prepare the medicine. I have a feeling Mo’er’s butt won’t survive the day.”

Lin Qi thought about the reckless little girl, his mouth twitching. He had no idea what to say anymore.

【Run, run! Your dad’s gaining on you! Move those legs!】

The system felt exhilarated—having a host like this made spectating so entertaining! She was like a living drama machine!

It was like watching Fast & Furious. Lin Mo ran like her life depended on it, while Minister Lin dashed after her with the tree branch whistling through the air—one look and you could tell how painful that thing would be.

Lin Mo’s face was starting to distort from running. 【I can’t… I can’t go on. Open the protection mechanism for me. I’ll fake it, and that way I can fool my dad!】

Without hesitation, the system activated the protection mechanism. It had plenty of energy today—after everything it ate, giving a little back wasn’t a big deal.

【It’s on. Time to show off your acting skills!】

Hearing that, Lin Mo spun around and dramatically dropped to her knees with a thud.

Minister Lin didn’t hear her talking to the system—he just saw her suddenly kneel down. But because he’d been charging so hard, he couldn’t stop in time.

He was rushing so fast that when she suddenly stopped, he had no time to react.

Seeing that he was about to crash into her, Minister Lin gritted his teeth, planted both hands on her shoulders, and vaulted over her.

Perfect! Like a flawless pommel horse leap. He cleared the obstacle beautifully!

Lin Mo: ……

The nearby servants: ……

Madam Lin, Lin Qi, and Lin Ran watching from afar: ……

After a few stunned seconds of silence, a burst of laughter exploded in Lin Mo’s mind. The system was laughing so hard it was wheezing like a goose.

【Hahahaha! Your dad just did a vault over your head! He leaped right over you! Hahahaha!】