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Chapter 307

Chapter 307

LOT -Chapter 307 A Soldier Who Doesn’t Want to Be a General Isn’t a Good Soldier

Let All the Officials Hear My Thoughts; I’m Just Going to Slack off and Watch the Drama 6 min read 307 of 343 42

Over the past few months, Lin Mo’s vision had been blurry—she couldn’t see things clearly. It would take a few more months before she could truly see everything.

The first time she saw her parents’ faces clearly, she was genuinely stunned.

With looks and aura like theirs, what were all those modern-day celebrities even worth?

Her parents were so beautiful that she couldn’t even imagine how pretty she would grow up to be. Her older brother and sister were absolutely adorable now. This family clearly had perfect genes!

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“This child is smiling foolishly again. Could there be something wrong with her brain?” Lin Shangshu lightly pinched Lin Mo’s cheeks, genuinely worried.

Lin Mo blew a bubble of saliva that splashed all over Lin Shangshu’s face: “La la la! I’m definitely going to be a great beauty when I grow up! This is amazing!”

Lin Shangshu: …This kid is doing it on purpose, no doubt about it.

While the Lin family was joyfully bustling at home, things were more complicated on the system side.

As a “melon-eating” system, its mission was to go to various worlds, bind to hosts, and eat the “melons” (gossip/events) to gain energy.

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Right now, it had no clue which world to go to. As a newly born minor system, the main system valued it quite a lot.

Following the main system, it had been to many worlds and met some fellow systems. Some of those systems’ hosts were exceptionally talented, while others were ordinary—everything imaginable existed.

“See that? In the future, you’ll also be one of them. You need to learn from their strengths.”

The main system leisurely instructed the smaller system. It had countless systems under its supervision—after all, there were so many small worlds. Even with innumerable sub-systems, it never felt like it had enough.

“Have you decided which world you want to go to? There are still worlds without systems. You can check those out.”

Two tigers can’t share a mountain, and two systems shouldn’t be in the same world. Otherwise, a strange sense of competition might arise.

Then, those two systems wouldn’t be companions—they’d be rivals.

After all, a world can’t have two chosen ones. Usually, people bound to systems think of themselves as chosen ones, feeling superior to everyone else—basically, they feel “on high.”

Previously, two systems in one world had disastrous results.

Their hosts forgot their original missions, fought to the death, and almost caused one of the systems to be destroyed.

Since that experience, the main system rarely deploys two systems to the same world. The risk is one thing, but failing the mission would be such a waste.

Xiaobai (the system) thought for a while, then said seriously, “Why don’t you let me try it first? Humans have interns, right? I can start as an intern, and once I get familiar with the work, I can officially start.”

Main system: …

Wait, you’re already a system. Why are you talking about being an intern? Did you not fully remember your own memory? That shouldn’t be the case.

“I don’t have interns here. But your abilities aren’t sufficient yet. Learn more here first. Soon enough, you’ll be able to handle things independently.”

Xiaobai nodded, half convinced. For some reason, it felt a little unreal.

And the desire to replace the main system grew stronger, especially after seeing so many fellow systems in other worlds.

Those companions were all working hard, while the main system casually roamed each world. Compared to that, the main system’s life was incredibly leisurely.

A soldier who doesn’t want to be a general isn’t a good soldier. When could it take the place of the main system?

This thought grew stronger and stronger.

The main system also felt something strange it had never experienced before.

While Xiaobai studied its operational skills, Lin Mo’s world was in complete upheaval every day.

“My little sister can roll over! She actually farted at me!”

Lin Qi’s innocent voice carried a hint of disbelief. He had happily come to see his sister, expecting a delicate, soft little girl. Instead, after she rolled her eyes, she flipped over and farted with her little bottom facing him.

Babies’ farts really stink this much? It’s so awful!

Lin Qi’s face scrunched up from the smell. Lin Furen covered her mouth, laughing: “Looks like you haven’t visited your sister for days. She’s upset with you.”

Lin Qi had just started formal schooling. Every day involved studying, and recently it had been test time, so he hadn’t come to see Lin Mo for the past two days.

Lin Mo: Hmph, if you don’t care about me, I won’t care about you!

Lin Ran frowned and waved his hand in front of his nose. “Mother, did our farts really stink this much when we were little?”

She couldn’t believe that her own farts as a baby had been this stinky.

Lin Furen: “Yes, all children are like this. But your sister was clearly teasing you.”

This little rascal had already reached a remarkable level of cunning. Rolling over made her even more extraordinary.

Every day she turned the bed upside down, and she didn’t sleep at night either. Now they didn’t dare let her nap during the day.

If she napped during the day, the night would be long and noisy.

“Ahhh!” Lin Mo struggled to reach out and touch her brother and sister’s faces.

Wuwuwu! Their chubby little faces look so soft and touchable. Must touch!

Unfortunately, her arms were too short, and her brother and sister couldn’t understand her intentions.

Seeing lively Lin Mo, Lin Qi thought she wanted the gold lock around his neck, so he quickly took it off and put it on her.

Lin Mo: Whoa! Is this heavy?!

She had thought the lock was just gold-plated, but it turned out to be solid, and the center even had a gemstone.

Lin Ran followed suit, taking off his own gold lock and putting it on Lin Mo.

Soon, Lin Mo had two gold locks around her neck.

Feeling the heavy gold locks, Lin Mo grinned toothlessly.

Hahaha, this is amazing! In her previous life, she had never touched gold, and now she could even touch gold locks.

But, as a baby, she couldn’t control her instincts. Upon feeling the gold locks, she immediately tried to put them in her mouth.

Lin Furen skillfully removed the items from her mouth: “You can’t eat this. You put everything in your mouth.”

“Return your brothers’ and sisters’ longevity locks immediately. You have one yourself; when you grow up, you can wear it too.”

Lin Mo was still too young. They didn’t dare let her wear anything on her hands, feet, or neck yet.

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