LOT -Chapter 250 Other People Fart With Their Butts, You Fart With Your Mouth

Lin Mo’s question instantly made cold sweat break out on Ji Qianhua’s forehead.

He could guarantee that he had never liked anyone else, but he couldn’t guarantee whether anyone had ever liked him. He couldn’t exactly go around asking people one by one.

Ji Qianhua quietly glanced at Lin Ran. Her expression didn’t change, as if she wasn’t paying attention to this topic at all—but judging from the way she gripped the needle, it was clear she wasn’t as calm as she appeared.

At that moment, Xiaobai answered: 【There were people who liked him, but all of them had their feelings cut off by him.】

【When he first returned to the capital, there was a girl who liked him. She was quite proactive too—invited him to admire flowers and go boating. Do you know what method he used to make her lose interest?】

【What method?】 Lin Mo was genuinely curious. She was sure it wasn’t anything normal.

This time Bai Xiao completely failed to hold back his laugh, and with clear amusement, he explained: 【You have no idea how ruthless he was. He deliberately took the girl out for a meal. Before eating, he downed a whole pot of wine, then burped at her—one long, loud wine burp. He completely shattered the girl’s image of him.】

Lin Mo: …

Lin Ran: …

Truly worthy of you, Ji Pit-Pit. Everyone knew you couldn’t come up with a normal solution, but no one expected your methods to be this vicious.

【There were other girls later too. They invited him out, and his methods were all similar—destroying his image in their eyes. As far as I know, he destroyed those images very thoroughly.】

By now Ji Qianhua’s face was bright red. He didn’t like those girls, so of course he had to find ways to deal with the situation.

They merely asked him out to play. They didn’t say they liked him. Rejecting them directly would make him seem overly self-important, so—he came up with these solutions.

Vicious or not, as long as they worked, that was all that mattered. And so far… they worked beautifully.

As Lin Mo thought about this, her little brain suddenly produced yet another strange, burning question.

【Do you think someone who burps could control it to sing? Like, sing a line and burp once? If someone could do that, they’d be amazing!】

The thought had barely drifted by when Lin Mo turned expectantly toward Ji Qianhua. Even Lin Ran looked a bit curious.

Ji Qianhua: … Why are your focus points always this bizarre? What normal person sings while burping? You’re making him sound mentally unstable.

And so—action began immediately. That night, Lin Mo invited her future brother-in-law to drink.

The moment she mentioned alcohol, the Lin couple were the first to object.

“You know your own tolerance. You still want to drink with someone else? Do you think you haven’t given your mount enough trouble already?”

The rake was busy taking care of the baby, so the wild boar had no one to restrain it. Other than these two little ancestors, no one could safely get near it. Only the servant who fed it could approach to deliver food.

Lin Mo cautiously looked up at her parents and whispered: “I haven’t had alcohol in so long. Father, Mother, trust me—I’ll be careful.”

【Besides, I’m not drinking for fun today. I want Ji Qianhua to burp. I want to see if he can sing using burps.】

The Lin couple: … Your focus point is truly as “excellent” as always. What did poor Ji Jiji do to you this time?

Even though the Lin couple disapproved, Lin Mo’s smooth tongue eventually convinced them. And so, that night, the future sister-in-law and future brother-in-law were drinking on the roof.

The more they drank, the more excited they became. Lin Mo finally voiced her request.

“Jiji-ge, can you show me how you sing using burps? There’s a minister in court who can fart rhythmically. You shouldn’t be any worse than him.”

(The farting minister: … Why are you comparing me to this guy? I tried to hold it in but failed, that’s the only reason it came out rhythmic!)

Ji Qianhua had already downed an entire jar of wine. His thoughts were sluggish, so with just a little prompting—he began to demonstrate.

Hearing that long, deep burp, Lin Mo instantly clapped.

Even Bai Xiao was shocked. He had never seen anyone with such talent. How did he make his burp sound so low? And so long? Did he install something in his throat?

【My god! There are experts in every field! I hereby declare that Ji Jiji is the champion of burping! Amazing!】

Bai Xiao: 【Exactly. Compared to him, the farting official is nothing. That man farts with his butt—short and muffled. But Ji Qianhua is different—】

Before he could finish, Lin Mo cut in excitedly:

【Other people fart with their butts—he farts with his mouth! From that alone he wins! Not everyone can do that!】

Standing below the roof, the Lin couple: …

Truly nothing good ever comes out of your mouth. How is “farting with his mouth” supposed to be a compliment? It’s a miracle Qianhua is drunk—if he were sober, this would absolutely blow up.

Lin Mo eventually began trying it herself. Soon the roof echoed with alternating burps.

The sight and sound were bizarre. Anyone who didn’t know better would think they’d invented a new language.

Bai Xiao: 【I want to know what exactly you two are “discussing” with these burps—and why so seriously.】

The two stared at each other—one burped, the other replied. Sometimes they even nodded, like they were genuinely conversing.

Lin Mo, slightly embarrassed: 【We weren’t actually talking. He burped at me, and I felt it would be rude not to burp back.】

Bai Xiao: … You are very polite indeed.

【Then why were you two nodding at each other like you were communicating?】

Lin Mo: 【We were communicating. I don’t understand what he meant, but when he nodded at me, I nodded back. It’s called courtesy.】

Oh wow—such culture. Correct idiom, wrong context.

In the end, Ji Qianhua had to be carried away.

He drank an entire jar by himself —and spent the night both willingly and unwillingly burping.