LOT – Chapter 193 As Long As You Don’t Get Caught, It’s Not a Problem

Although the mission was completed successfully, the four of them still hadn’t left. After all, there was still a good show to watch.

The commotion here also attracted the man working nearby. Seeing the naked adulterous pair, he charged over with a hoe on his shoulder.

“You shameless pair! Do you think you can face me like this? Wang Ergou! I’ve always treated you like my own brother—this is how you repay me? Have you forgotten who’s been helping you all these years?!”

The man swung his hoe at them right away. Of course, he hadn’t completely lost his mind—he was just trying to scare the filthy couple.

The four people hiding not far away were thrilled by the chaos.

Lin Mo said, “In our country, adultery like this usually gets punished with exile, right?”

Bai Xiao replied, “Yes. Let’s see if that man goes to report it.”

Qin Zheng and Wei Zheng’an were watching with great interest. “He’ll definitely report it. They practically pooped on his head. If he can put up with that, he’s way too impressive.”

Most people wouldn’t tolerate something like this, so the man did indeed go report it.

As for the suddenly falling firecrackers from the sky—it would forever remain an unsolved mystery.

The man simply believed that even the heavens couldn’t stand watching anymore and decided to help him. That pair had indeed gone too far.

Once the situation was perfectly resolved, the four-person squad went back to cook.

But after working the entire afternoon, not only did they fail to cook anything, the four of them looked like they had rolled inside a stove.

Lin Mo wiped her face with her hand, only making it dirtier.

“I swear, how can you all not even know how to make a fire? What will you do if you have to live outdoors in the future?”

Lin Mo had finally met people who were even more hopeless at life than she was.

Wei Zheng’an stared at the stove that had never managed to spark. He was equally confused. “We followed your instructions exactly. We don’t know why it still didn’t work.”

In the end, the four of them managed to roast a few sweet potatoes. They couldn’t make anything else.

When the four of them went home, their parents frowned so hard their foreheads nearly wrinkled into knots.

Madam Lin looked at the two filthy girls and sighed, shaking her head. “Where did you two run off to again? You’re not children—how do you still make yourselves this dirty?”

Lin Mo grinned. “We just took them to my secret base to roast sweet potatoes. I brought four back for you to try, Father, Mother. The other two are for Brother and Sister.”

Minister Lin snorted and took the sweet potatoes, peeling one for his wife. “Other than roasting sweet potatoes, what else did you do?”

Four people together would never behave themselves. It was impossible that they only roasted sweet potatoes all afternoon.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao shook their heads in perfect unison. “Really nothing. We just roasted some sweet potatoes.”

At the same time, their inner voices said:

【We also watched someone commit adultery, helped catch them, and blew up their toilet.】

Madam Lin had been happily eating the sweet potato, but upon mentally receiving that, she choked so hard she nearly couldn’t swallow.

WHAT?!

Watching people commit adultery, helping catch them, and blowing up their outhouse?!

Are you trying to ascend to heaven?!

Wei Zheng’an and Qin Zheng also shocked their parents upon returning home. When asked what they had done that day, both couples nearly fainted.

“You’re saying Little Lord Lin took you to catch adulterers? And that couple was secretly doing it inside an outhouse, and Little Lord Lin took you to blow up the latrine and blast them out?!”

This was too outrageous! That little devil truly deserved her nickname!

Qin Zheng nodded honestly, his face glowing with excitement. “Father, if you knew how fun it was! Little Lord Lin is amazing! She carries so many firecrackers with her. And her aim is perfect! The way she lit and threw them was so cool!”

The worship in his eyes gave the Minister of Personnel a very bad feeling.

Looking at his excited son, the minister took a deep breath. “You… weren’t seen, right?”

Qin Zheng shook his head. “No, we hid behind a small dirt mound.”

“Father, now I understand why you wanted me to play with Little Lord Lin. You also think she’s fun, right? She knows so many things!”

Minister of Personnel: …

It’s over. He sent his son to the wrong person!

Meanwhile, the Vice Minister of Dali Temple felt the same way. Seeing his son come home looking like he’d rolled in chimney ash, he and his wife nearly fainted. After learning what had happened, they felt utterly suffocated.

Watching an affair, helping catch adulterers, and blowing up a toilet—each one alone was wild, but all three together?!

“Just go back to your room. We need to calm down.”

After all, they were the ones who told their son to go play with that little demon. And they knew she never did proper things. No, wait—this technically was proper. They helped catch adultery, so that counted as a good deed… right?

Neither set of parents slept well that night.

As for Minister Lin and his wife—they were used to this by now. Before bed, they hesitated for a moment, but quickly figured it out.

This technically counted as doing a good deed. Sure, the process was a little explosive, but that wasn’t important.

The important thing was that their daughter hadn’t been discovered. As long as she wasn’t caught, nothing else mattered!

Minister Lin and his wife now had rock-bottom standards.

All sorts of weird and chaotic things were fine—as long as she didn’t get caught.

“You should have someone fix up the house she played in today. Replace the things inside and arrange for two people to watch over it.”

The more Madam Lin thought about it, the less safe that place seemed. Something so messy had just happened nearby—she really feared an accident.

Minister Lin hugged her and patted her back. “Don’t worry. I already ordered someone to handle it when she came home.”

Safety mattered most.

He even intended to have people watch nearby pretending to be local residents. This way they wouldn’t be discovered, and if danger appeared, they could respond immediately.

Meanwhile, Lin Mo slept soundly, not thinking about any of this. She only woke up in the middle of the night when she was kicked.

Seeing Bai Xiao sleeping with her nose as a pillow, she sighed, rubbed her bruised cheek, and moved the tiny person onto her own pillow.

Why did this person always like to sleep on her face? What if she flattened her beautiful high nose?