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Chapter 189

LOT – Chapter 189 Three Runaways, Three Furious Fathers: The Most Eye-Catching Scene on the Street

Let All the Officials Hear My Thoughts; I’m Just Going to Slack off and Watch the Drama5 min read189 of 343

Lin Mo acted as if she didn’t notice the two women’s darkening expressions and kept rattling off her “wishes.”

Big golden Buddha statues, gem-studded hairpieces, brocade gowns—every kind of precious item imaginable tumbled out of her mouth.

Bai Xiao didn’t even know what to say anymore. If those two actually had such treasures, why would they still be out here scamming people?

If they were only here to freeload on food and drinks, maybe that was understandable. But these things? Even if they sold their lives, they wouldn’t be able to buy them!

“This young lady must be joking. If we really had those things, how could we still be here?”

Qingzhi’s expression was almost impossible to maintain. Where on earth did this person come from!?

Standing next to Lin Mo, Bai Xiao whispered, “Why don’t we just start now? Call those two dummies over. We don’t want innocent bystanders getting involved.”

The two “dummies” were still stuffing their faces. Despite having delicious food at home, they never liked it. They always preferred random junk from outside.

“Fancy Peacock, Silly Beauty, are you done eating yet? Hurry and get out here—your dads are looking for you.”

Fancy Peacock and Silly Beauty paused mid-chew. “They’re looking for us? Why? We haven’t spent that much recently. Surely they’re not saying we’re wasting money again?”

The two women nearby almost burst a blood vessel. You really haven’t spent much. YOU spent OUR money!

They had never seen rich young masters this stingy—and worse, they didn’t seem to understand simple human speech.

Normal people didn’t just ask others for gifts all the time, right? But these two? They opened their mouths and demanded anything they wanted.

“Qingzhi, about what I told you earlier—have you considered it? Come be my family’s cook. You’re not bad-looking. I can even marry you off to someone nice. Do you prefer men or women?”

Fancy Peacock was already a bit tipsy, but somehow he still remembered matchmaking.

Qingzhi was stunned. I’m a woman—how can I possibly like women?!

She forced a stiff smile. She couldn’t afford to offend the customers yet.

“Young Master, you must be joking. I like my freedom and prefer living outside. If you’re ever free, you can come visit, but as for becoming a cook… let’s forget that.”

Being a cook, how much could one even earn?

After finishing the meal, the two drunken men staggered outside, while Lin Mo and Bai Xiao even packed up the kitchen’s food!

Their reasoning: “Leaving it here is a waste. And those two will be arrested soon anyway—better to let us eat it.”

Seeing their home emptied out, the two women slammed the door and screamed.

“Shameless! Absolutely shameless! I’ve never met anyone so shameless in my life! Do they have no dignity at all?!”

“I’ve dealt with people for so many years and this is the first time I’ve given so much and gotten ZERO in return! I refuse to believe I can’t scam those two idiots!”

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao dragged the two women out, and the moment they stepped out, officials swarmed in from behind.

Within moments, the entire courtyard was surrounded. The two drunk men sobered instantly.

Seeing the crowd of officials, they swallowed nervously. “What’s going on? Why are there so many officials here?”

Before they finished speaking, the Vice Minister of Justice and the Assistant Minister of Personnel swooped in and slapped them.

“Had fun eating outside for half a month? Do you two have ANY brains at all?! Do you even know who those two women are?!”

Silly Beauty blinked at his father and replied, confused, “Aren’t they women? Don’t tell me… they’re men?”

Everyone: “…”

Your thought process is on par with Little Lord Lin.

“Scammers! They’re scammers who target idiots like you!” the Assistant Minister of Personnel roared, yanking Qin Zheng by the ear.

Lin Mo and Bai Xiao stood nearby watching the drama.

Lin Mo chomped on dates she’d stolen from the kitchen and helpfully added, “Kids disobey because they’re rebellious. Just hit them once in a while.”

Minister Lin happened to walk over just in time to hear that.

Bai Xiao tugged at Lin Mo’s sleeve frantically, but Lin Mo shook her off and continued:

“If the two lords have no experience, you can consult me. I’ve been beaten enough to have plenty of experience. I know which spots hurt the most without causing injury. My parents hit me often—I took notes.”

The two officials twitched violently.

Little ancestor, turn around! Your dad is RIGHT THERE.

Stop giving us advice. Save it for yourself!

Bai Xiao: 【STOP TALKING. TURN AROUND. YOUR DAD IS ALREADY LOOKING FOR A WEAPON.】

Lin Mo whipped her head around—and saw her father holding a thin, flexible switch.

Minister Lin smiled without smiling. “So you have experience, do you? Teaching others, are you? Today I’ll help you gain some MORE experience.”

Lin Mo turned and bolted, dragging Bai Xiao so hard he nearly flew.

Minister Lin strode after her unhurriedly, letting the switch crack against the ground with an ominous snap, making everyone’s skin tighten.

He never actually touched her with it. Whenever he was about to catch her, he would strike the ground near her feet.

It didn’t hurt her body—but the psychological pressure was immense.

【Don’t pull me! Why should I run with you?! YOU run by yourself! I don’t want to be beaten!】

Being dragged along, Bai Xiao had grown taller and now had to bend over awkwardly as he ran.

The two drunken fools were suddenly energized.

“Go, Little Lord Lin! Faster!”

“The switch is almost hitting you! He’s only one step behind!”

They were so busy cheering that they didn’t notice their own fathers’ dark, thunderous faces.

The two officials quietly picked up switches identical to Minister Lin’s.

The sharp snap against the ground was oddly satisfying.

Cheers, were they? Let’s see you cheer after THIS.

Seconds later, three fathers were chasing three brats down the street—an unforgettable scene.

Minister Lin was only scaring Lin Mo. The other two? They really couldn’t catch their sons. Their fitness simply wasn’t on par with Minister Lin, who had decades of “training.”

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