Watching Fat Qi groping that woman, Lin Mo was already grinding her teeth.
“Ugh! How disgusting does this guy look? And this is in public!”
Although it was late at night and fewer people were around, it still shouldn’t be like this! That stinky mouth was already pressed against her, yet the woman could really endure it—facing such a big fat pig and still smiling like a flower, she was truly ruthless.
Bai Xiao felt uneasy as well. “Why don’t we get a little closer? Anyway, in these clothes, they won’t even see us.”
The two exchanged a glance, then quickly crept down.
Lin Mo adjusted her pants on the way down—they were a bit loose around the waist. But after all, this was the first time she’d made clothes, so it was already impressive that they turned out at all.
Those hiding and watching had complicated expressions on their faces.
Minister Lin (Lin Shangshu) exclaimed in shock, “Did she just… scratch her butt?”
Lin Qi nodded with a complex expression. “Seems like it.”
This girl had no concern for her image outside at all! Scratching her butt in front of everyone—can a girl really do that in public? No! Even a boy shouldn’t scratch their butt in public!
(Lin Mo: You guys are the ones scratching your butts! I was just adjusting my pants!)
Lin Mo didn’t realize she was already being misunderstood. She and Bai Xiao were stealthily approaching Fat Qi.
Maybe because it was exciting and tense, they even stopped their mental whispering.
“Beauty, I might not be able to stay here long today. Something came up on my side; I might have to leave soon,” Fat Qi said regretfully while secretly cursing in his heart. If it weren’t for Lin Mo, how could things have turned out like this tonight? Luckily, Lin Mo hadn’t arrived earlier.
Just as that thought crossed his mind, Lin Mo and Bai Xiao’s whispering began.
Lin Mo: “Heh, something came up so you’re leaving immediately? Why do I see no desire to leave? Your hooves are still stuck to her waist.”
Bai Xiao: “Exactly! You really think this woman is your intimate confidante? She’s only here for your status and money. She’s a regular at the South Wind Pavilion and has been keeping a male courtesan all these years.”
The eavesdropping crowd: !!! Is this really happening?!
Fat Qi stared in shock at the woman in his arms, whose expression had already fallen.
The woman heard Lin Mo and Bai Xiao’s conversation and didn’t expect her long-hidden secret to be revealed so suddenly.
What Bai Xiao said immediately piqued Lin Mo’s curiosity.
“You mean this woman uses Fat Qi’s money to support other men! Why didn’t you tell me this?”
Lin Mo loved hearing about such things. Wasn’t this fatty ungrateful? Now he deserved to taste the consequences. Suddenly, a thrill of revenge surged.
Bai Xiao: “Well, you didn’t ask. If you’d asked, I would’ve told you. Let me tell you, this woman is really something. Do you think she only hooked Fat Qi? He’s just one fish in her pond; she has several others. Fat Qi is only the fattest fish among them.”
“She keeps several male companions. In the male courtesan houses, she’s famous for spending money like water—a high-rolling client.”
The woman’s face turned pale at this revelation. Who was speaking? Why couldn’t she see them?
Fat Qi trembled with rage, shoving the woman away. He wanted to curse, but words wouldn’t come out, and his head felt dizzy.
The next second, Fat Qi collapsed, unconscious.
Woman: !!!
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao, hidden in the grass: !!!
Lin Mo: “Why is he lying down? Is he trying to use the sky as a quilt and the ground as a hut? But why isn’t this woman lying down?”
Bai Xiao: “I don’t get it. Why is he still twitching on the ground? Is this a new trick they’re doing?”
The two fools still thought Fat Qi collapsing was part of flirting with the woman.
Those watching in the shadows were speechless.
New trick? He passed out from anger!
Lin Shangshu sighed, feeling extremely frustrated.
“When will those two ever wise up? They’ve lived together so long without any progress. Could it be they’re destined to be lifetime brothers?”
He had prepared himself for his daughter to fail in handling the situation, only to have a system drop from the sky. He thought the system and his daughter would be a pair, but these two couldn’t even coordinate their minds.
Lin Qi forced a dry smile, completely unsure how to respond. Perhaps the little sister lost her sense of cunning when she was born.
The woman, seeing Fat Qi twitching on the ground, panicked and stepped back several times. Glancing around and seeing no one, she immediately gathered all of Fat Qi’s valuables and ran—ran for it!
Lin Mo and Bai Xiao in the grass: ???
Ran? Weren’t they supposed to be flirting? Could it be that Fat Qi lying down was letting her escape, and now he would chase her?
Watching the woman’s frantic retreat, Bai Xiao finally realized: “Mo Mo, it looks like she really ran. I saw her shoes come off and she didn’t stop. So she robbed Fat Qi and escaped? Weren’t they supposed to be meeting in secret?”
Even Bai Xiao was beginning to doubt, but he knew they had come for a private meeting. How did it turn into a robbery?
Lin Mo crawled out of the grass, quietly approached Fat Qi, and gently poked him with her finger.
“Come on, come on. He really passed out. Could this fatty have high blood pressure or a heart problem?”
Judging by his obesity, Lin Mo concluded he was definitely at risk for the “three highs.”
Bai Xiao quickly joined her, and the two squatted down to examine him.
These two dark heads together still couldn’t make a complete brain.
Bai Xiao tested Fat Qi’s breathing. “He’s still breathing. He probably just fainted. I don’t detect any life-threatening danger.”
Relieved, Lin Mo patted his face twice.
“Ungrateful! Coming out for a secret rendezvous in the middle of the night! Your ‘beloved confidante’ just took your money and ran!”
Those watching from afar were extremely frustrated.
You two ancestors, stop playing around! Drag him to the clinic first!
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Poor Fat Qi, hope you change no more lovers outside 😁😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wonder if this is the new beginning for Fat Qi. A chance to turn his life around, xd.