How Did Raising a Daughter Turn Her Into an Entertainment Queen?

After being reborn, I set three rules for myself:

* No competition.
* No hard work.
* No socializing.

I just wanted to be a useless bum and spend the rest of my life peacefully with my fishing rod.

But then—

Just to improve the food at home, I casually cooked a dish.

My stepdaughter’s eyes lit up.
“Uncle Yu, you’re my god!”

Just to earn some money for fishing gear, I casually hummed a song.

My stepdaughter exploded into nationwide fame.
“Dad, we’re trending number one!”

Just to get some sleep during a parent-teacher meeting, I casually showed a little skill.

The principal blocked my front door.
“Master, please come to our school and give a lecture!”

Me (pulling up the blanket):
“Stop bothering me! Can’t you see I’m researching fishing equipment?”

My fairy-like wife looked at me with admiration.
“Husband… you even know how to build rockets?”

Me:
“…No, I was just trying to modify a drain cleaner into a fishing rod! Please, just let me quietly be a useless slob!”