HRPM – Chapter 87 She’s Infuriatingly Delicious

“This design is the latest trend—it hasn’t even been released yet. I, Jin Luoluo, studied thousands of years of clothing culture and combined the strengths of various men’s styles to create it. You’ve really gotten lucky this time. Countless people are fighting over my new designs. If it weren’t for the fact that you’re my future husband, I wouldn’t give it to you even if you begged.”

“So many benefits? What else?” Xiao Che suppressed his anger, a faint smile curling at his lips.

The woman, completely unable to read the situation, took this as encouragement and grew even more excited, continuing her enthusiastic pitch:

“Look at this streamlined cut—so elegant and noble. And the black color gives off an invisible aura. Once you wear it, you’ll look like a dark overlord descending upon the world, creating unmatched pressure. Your subordinates will tremble at the sight of you, and women will immediately fall at your feet!”

“What else?” Xiao Che’s smile deepened.

Still not impressed? This “jinx” was really hard to deal with. Jin Luoluo immediately launched into full presentation mode, praising the outfit to the skies:

“Look at this pure black fabric—soft and comfortable, with a silky sheen. It perfectly complements your cold, sharp eyes, making them uniquely chilling. When you wear this outfit, if you ever argue with someone, all you need is a single glance—your gaze alone will freeze them. You won’t even need to waste words; you can kill without lifting a finger. How cool is that~~”

“What else?” Xiao Che’s smile had already twisted.

What else? It’s free and he’s still being picky? If it weren’t for the fact that he had the looks and presence of a top model, she wouldn’t even bother with him.

Jin Luoluo widened her eyes. “Hey—Lord Xiao, don’t be so picky, okay? This outfit is free—free, alright? I’ve already analyzed your personality and clothing from every angle. Don’t you think black really suits you?”

A furious roar erupted from Xiao Che’s chest: “Jin Luoluo, you wretched woman! Did you come here just to mock me?!”

“Black-hearted, dark overlord, killing without lifting a finger”—not a single word she said sounded pleasant. She was clearly here just to provoke him.

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As for the male lead of this story, it could be the Third Prince, the Fourth Prince, or even a certain royal uncle who appears later. More screen time doesn’t necessarily mean the main lead, and appearing later doesn’t mean no chance—anything is possible. In any case, the author believes that the best match comes naturally.

But no matter who ends up as the main lead, this story will remain humorous and adorable—just enjoy it!