HRPM – Chapter 347 Giving Birth to a Big Fat Boy

“My wife and I actually eloped. Her family didn’t want her to marry a cripple like me, but we truly love each other. Neither of us can live without the other. We swore to stay together in life and death, so we ran away together.”

Jin Luoluo’s hairs stood on end.

How could he say something so mushy with a straight face?

This crafty prince was an even better actor than she was. Listening to him made goosebumps break out all over her body.

Eloped?

Who eloped with him?

“I see. So you’re a pair of star-crossed lovers.”

The villagers were deeply sympathetic and looked at them with pity.

Auntie Zhang clasped Jin Luoluo’s hand compassionately.

“Sister, you’re truly a good woman. I know your husband is lame, but he’s handsome and refined. The two of you are such a well-matched couple. Your family’s opposition is only temporary. Anyway, what’s done is done. Hurry up and have a chubby baby boy, then take him back to your parents. Once the old folks see they already have a grandson, what else can they do?”

The corner of Jin Luoluo’s eye twitched.

She shot a vicious glare at Xiao Luo, who was secretly laughing.

It was all this scoundrel’s fault for making up such nonsense and dragging her into the embarrassment.

Xiao Luo shamelessly teased her.

“My dear wife, this auntie is absolutely right. Hurry and give me a chubby son so we can go back and meet the elders.”

“Give you a son, my foot! I’ll beat you to death, you shameless rogue. I’ll beat you until you become a swollen fat man!”

Jin Luoluo ground her teeth in anger, though the tips of her ears had turned slightly red.

The villagers burst into laughter.

One of Auntie Zhang’s husbands walked over to Xiao Luo and said admiringly,

“Your wife is really fierce. I never imagined a young lady from the city could have such a strong personality. She’s even more formidable than my wife. You must get beaten up quite a lot, huh?”

Xiao Luo let out a long sigh.

“Indeed. She’s far too formidable. Everyone says even three fierce wives from Hedong couldn’t compare to my wife. Don’t be fooled by how delicate she looks—her punches hurt. See this huge bump on my forehead? She gave me that. I’ve never once been a match for her. Still, even though she’s rough and straightforward with me, most of the time she doesn’t mean what she says. She’s actually quite adorable.”

The man looked even more sympathetic.

“Brother, it seems you’re suffering and enjoying it at the same time. I hope your body can withstand her fists. Take care of yourself!”

After the villagers left, Auntie Zhang arranged for the two of them to stay in the same room.

The two stared at each other.

Big eyes versus big eyes.