HRPM – Chapter 196 Sorry, I need to pee (2)

“Alright, it wouldn’t be good to keep everyone waiting.” Jin Luoluo deliberately put on an excited expression as she stood up. “Let’s go. It’ll also let Her Highness know that I’m not the kind of person who relies on status to neglect others or keep everyone waiting.”

Xiao Che glanced at her injured arms and legs, and his heart softened a little. “I’ll have someone carry you there in a sedan chair.”

Jin Luoluo sat in the soft sedan chair while Xiao Che stood beside it. They had only just stepped out of Qingxiang Palace when Jin Luoluo suddenly clutched her stomach and pitifully said to Xiao Che:

“Sorry, but I suddenly really need to use the restroom. Can I go first? It’ll be quick, I’ll be done in just a moment.”

Xiao Che never expected that she would need to go to the toilet at a time like this, but there was nothing he could do about it. He certainly couldn’t tell her to hold it in.

The banquet would last a long time. If she couldn’t hold it and suddenly made a scene demanding to go to the restroom in the middle of the banquet, wouldn’t that be even more embarrassing?

Fortunately, there was still plenty of time before the banquet began. Letting her go now wouldn’t delay things too much.

“Fine then, but hurry up. Don’t waste too much time.”

Xiao Che had everyone carry Jin Luoluo back into Qingxiang Palace again and instructed a palace maid to help her into the restroom while he waited in the main hall.

The moment Jin Luoluo entered the restroom, she immediately dropped the act.

She didn’t need the toilet at all. Xiao Che wanted to arrive at the banquet early in the morning, but if that happened, how would she carry out her grand embarrassment plan? So in desperation, she hastily made up this excuse.

Now she leisurely leaned against the wall on one foot and pulled a gossip magazine about the capital out from her robe to read.

As she read, she occasionally let out painful groans as if she were suffering terribly and unable to finish, so that the palace maids outside would not grow suspicious.

Xiao Che drank several cups of tea while waiting in the main hall, yet there was still no sign of Jin Luoluo. The banquet was also about to begin, and he could not help becoming anxious.

He quickly sent a palace maid to urge her. A while later, the maid returned and reported that Miss Jin said she had diarrhea and would not be finished anytime soon, so he should continue waiting.

Xiao Che nearly coughed up blood in frustration. Of all times for Jin Luoluo to have diarrhea, why did it have to happen at this critical moment? Wasn’t she deliberately tormenting people?

The more Xiao Che thought about it, the more suspicious he became. Unable to sit still any longer, he ignored propriety and walked directly to the restroom entrance.

The palace maids standing outside immediately blushed red with embarrassment when they saw him there.

“Jin Luoluo, are you done yet?”

“Not yet. I ate soybeans yesterday, and today I got diarrhea. I’m so unlucky.”

Inside, Jin Luoluo had just turned to a page about some noble young master who had been caught visiting prostitutes and chased all over the streets by his wife. She almost laughed so hard her stomach cramped, so she could only force herself to groan and whimper in fake agony.