HRPM – Chapter 130 She’s the Unlucky One (1)

“Why don’t you all get the hell off me right now—Aaaah! It hurts so much! I’m going to kill you bastards! I told you to jump properly, and you actually landed on this young lady! I’m going to kill you all, throw you into a vat of oil and deep-fry you hard—fry you until your faces are unrecognizable, fry you until not even your bones remain! Aaah! It hurts so much!”

Jin Luoluo wailed and screamed like ghosts crying and wolves howling, her voice so miserable it sounded worse than mourning a dead mother.

The three princes felt deeply ashamed and immediately jumped off her.

Even Xiao Che, who had always found her displeasing, could not help asking, “Jin Luoluo, are you alright? Did you hurt yourself anywhere?”

Jin Luoluo lay on the ground, gritting her teeth in hatred. “…I’m perfectly fine… so fine that my legs are broken in several places, my arm is dislocated, my neck is crooked. I’m so fine I could sing about it. This young lady is crippled now—I absolutely won’t let you bastards off… Aaaah… it hurts so much~~”

Xiao Che’s eyes darkened. Looking at Jin Luoluo’s pain—slightly exaggerated, yet not fake at all—even her bright eyes were now filled with glistening tears.

He knew they had truly hurt her this time. Being crushed by three grown men like that—one could imagine how painful it was. Besides, she was a woman who had always lived delicately and had never suffered much hardship.

A trace of pity rose in his heart. Watching her, his own heart inexplicably clenched in pain.

“Luoluo, don’t be afraid. I’ll take you to the clinic at once. You’ll be fine.” Seeing Jin Luoluo cry out so miserably, Xiao Yu’s heart twisted into a knot. He wished he could suffer in her place. It was all his fault for not looking clearly when he fell.

In the confusion, Xiao Yan had already instructed the boatman to row back to shore.

Just as Xiao Che was about to pick up Jin Luoluo, Xiao Yu had already carefully lifted her into his arms, cradling her like a treasure. Xiao Che’s heart darkened again.

Yet he did not argue with Xiao Yu. Right now, the most important thing was treating Jin Luoluo’s injuries. Grudges and entanglements could be settled later.

“Miss, how did you end up like this?”

Green Sprout and Zuo Gong, who had been waiting on the shore, saw Jin Luoluo looking as though she had more breath going out than coming in. They hurried over anxiously, surrounding her and asking about her injuries.

From Xiao Yu’s embrace, Jin Luoluo stuck out her head and said bitterly, “I’m fine. I just got hit by a few sweet potatoes falling from the sky and was gloriously wounded in the process!”

“Jin Luoluo, you’re calling us sweet potatoes…”