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Chapter 86

Chapter 86

CFSMS -Chapter 86 If I Want to Blow Up Your Ancestral Graves, So What?

Cultivation Food Stall: It Goes Viral the Moment I Set Up Shop 7 min read 86 of 132 11

Boom!

The roof exploded.

Unable to tolerate it any longer, Cang Heguang finally chose to fight back.

Under the moonlight pouring down from the sky, Cang Heguang turned around after blowing off the roof and saw that Grandpa Li was completely unharmed. The old man grabbed the last skewer and vanished from sight.

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A group of subordinates rushed over, their expressions complicated as they looked at the ruined house.

There was no enemy around. So why had the house exploded?

Could it be…the City Lord had some unusual hobby?

“It’s nothing, it’s nothing. Everyone disperse, move along now.”

His trusted aide reacted immediately, waving everyone away. Before leaving, he shot Cang Heguang a look full of understanding.

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And then he ran off as well.

Only Cang Heguang remained standing there, forcing a stiff smile as he stared at the now-uninhabitable house.

Why hadn’t he endured a little longer?

Could his reputation still be salvaged?


Lu Wu, who was staying in the City Lord’s Manor, wasn’t disturbed by the commotion at all.

After returning, she prepared a late-night snack for her two beasts and then began browsing gossip on the One Realm Network.

《Why Has the Beast-Taming Sect Exploded Three Times in Two Days?》

Huh?

Remembering the sect that had wanted to compete with her in beast-taming skills, Lu Wu eagerly clicked in with a strong sense of curiosity.

Only then did she learn what had happened.

Yesterday, for unknown reasons, an explosion had occurred in the Beast-Taming Sect’s specially maintained monster-beast enclosure.

No disciples were injured, but several beasts that were on the verge of being fully tamed escaped, causing considerable losses.

After extensive investigation, no culprit was found.

Most people speculated that some evil cult was seeking revenge.

Then, on the very night the damaged area had been repaired, another explosion occurred—this time at the place where the Beast-Taming Sect Master was in secluded cultivation.

Everyone saw it clearly.

Amid the towering flames, a naked man dashed out, covering the front but unable to cover the back.

That man was their Sect Master.

That vast expanse of pale flesh was a sight no one could ever forget.

Even though the image had been censored, Lu Wu immediately saw the Sect Master’s face, filled with pain and helplessness.

Not gonna lie, his skin really was white.

Clutching her stomach, Lu Wu rolled around on her bed several times, laughing so hard tears formed in the corners of her eyes.


The culprit still hadn’t been found.

This time, however, the Beast-Taming Sect learned its lesson and immediately deployed round-the-clock patrols to catch the perpetrator.

Yet before they could find anyone—

Another earth-shattering explosion erupted the very next day.

This time, it was the Beast-Taming Sect’s ancestral graves.

Fortunately, powerful protective formations had been placed around the burial grounds. Though the formations shattered, the graves themselves remained intact.

Even so, nearly having their ancestors dug up sent the Beast-Taming Sect into a rage.

They immediately issued a bounty.

Anyone who could identify the culprit would be treated as an honored guest of the Beast-Taming Sect.

The reward was astonishingly generous.

They had clearly spared no expense.

Even Lu Wu was tempted.

Unfortunately, she knew absolutely nothing about the criminal.

Messages were rapidly scrolling through the Bun Sect’s internal communication channel.

“The first explosion was us. Does anyone know who did the other two?”

Without anyone noticing, the Bun Sect had already grown significantly.

Its membership had surpassed one hundred.

Talented individuals emerged one after another.

Blowing up the Beast-Taming Sect?

A trivial matter.

They weren’t troublemakers by nature, but the Beast-Taming Sect had dared to bully Boss Lu.

They weren’t about to let that slide.

The first explosion?

That was them.

So what?

“No idea.”

“Anyway, I don’t have that kind of ability.”

“I heard—just heard—that on a dark and windy night, a lone hero infiltrated the Beast-Taming Sect and left their Sect Master utterly humiliated. That hero seems to have some connection to Hong’an City.”

At this moment, Cang Heguang quietly accepted all the credit.

If he said he’d solve the problem, he’d solve it.

Lu Wu belonged to Hong’an City.

He would never sit back and watch her be bullied by the Beast-Taming Sect.

The Sect Master’s backside?

If he wanted to blow it up, he’d blow it up.

So what?

Theories flew everywhere, with no consensus.

But the Bun Sect believers weren’t concerned.

The more chaotic things became, the better.

After all, they were perfectly happy to sit back and enjoy the spectacle.

“But what about the third explosion? That person is ruthless. They went straight for the ancestral graves. Just lacked a little firepower.”

“Exactly. If it had been a bit stronger, the ancestors’ bones would have come out for a stroll too. Though at that point, the Beast-Taming Sect would probably have gone completely insane.”

“Hahahaha!”

The channel was filled with laughter and mockery.

Although the Beast-Taming Sect was considered a righteous and prestigious sect in the Qingyuan Realm, their reputation wasn’t particularly good.

They claimed to be masters of monster beasts and possessed unique cultivation techniques, acting superior to everyone else.

They constantly looked down on others.

So seeing them humiliated was something many people greatly enjoyed.

Ahem.

“I happen to have some friendship with one of the old fellows from the Beast-Taming Sect who’s already buried. Let’s give him a little face.”

Among the flood of messages appeared one from Grandpa Li.

The channel fell silent for a moment.

Then it exploded.

“What?! The ancestral graves were blown up by Grand Elder?!”

“Grand Elder, you actually know one of the Beast-Taming Sect’s ancestors? My heavens! Can you tell us about it?”

The believers were stunned.

They already knew the Grand Elder was mysterious and powerful.

But they hadn’t expected this level of powerful.

A figure from the ancestor generation!

Was this really someone a tiny sect like theirs could possess?

“Hmph. Ancient history. Nothing worth talking about.”

“Don’t worry. I’ve already used up that old skeleton’s favor. If there’s a next time, I’ll definitely blow up their ancestral graves.”

Blow up ancestral graves?

So what?

When I, Grandpa Li, do things, I don’t do them halfway.

Back in her room, Lu Wu finished consuming the gossip but still felt unsatisfied.

Unfortunately, the Beast-Taming Sect had reacted quickly and was desperately suppressing the topic’s popularity on the One Realm Network.

She continued scrolling, hoping to find some fresh drama.

《The Bun Sect Is Offering a Huge Reward for Information on Their Cult Leader. Anyone Providing Genuine Clues Will Be Handsomely Rewarded.》

“Huh? Why is it this evil cult again?”

Lu Wu frowned.

Daily question:

Why hadn’t the Bun Sect been wiped out yet?

And that cult leader too.

Starting an evil cult—weren’t they afraid of being struck dead by heavenly lightning?

Anyway, she would absolutely never become the leader of some heaven-condemned evil cult.

As usual, she scrolled right past it.

Because of that, she also missed the very next post—a photo of herself setting up a food stall outside Heaven and Earth Casino.

After browsing until her eyes developed dark circles, Lu Wu was finally forced by Huohuo’s repeated urging to put away the One Realm Network and go to sleep.

The next morning.

A brand-new day.

Using Wind-Cutting Arts to process ingredients, Lu Wu lounged in a recliner beneath the winter sun.

Warm.

Comfortable.

Perfect for a nap.

“Little Friend Lu.”

Someone knocked on the door.

It was Cang Heguang.

The moment he entered and saw ingredients flying around by themselves, he couldn’t help recalling yesterday’s conversation.

His footsteps paused slightly.

“City Lord, what brings you here?”

Compared to last night, Lu Wu’s attitude was much warmer.

After all, who would associate the handsome, elegant, and dignified City Lord before her with that creepy middle-aged man who had tried awkwardly striking up a conversation the previous night?

“Ahem. I came to see if there’s anything you need around here.”

Cang Heguang felt guilty.

That was just an excuse.

He knew Lu Wu would be preparing ingredients today.

He simply wanted to see if he could get another meal.

“Have you eaten lunch yet?”

Lu Wu invited him inside.

The broth base she had prepared was already simmering in the kitchen.

When Cang Heguang shook his head, she tossed a selection of skewers into the pot.

“Then wait a moment, City Lord. You can try my skewers.”

“I’ve already prepared the Evil Dragon’s portion too.”

She pointed toward a huge basin nearby.

Lu Wu had excellent professional ethics.

Large portions.

All-you-can-eat.

Outwardly nodding, Cang Heguang stared at the Evil Dragon’s serving and quietly began scheming.

I’ve already delivered what I promised the Evil Dragon.

So today’s portion…

Can I keep it all for myself?

That’s a lot of food.

I’ll probably eat until I’m stuffed.

Cang Heguang subtly touched the corner of his mouth.

No drool.

Good.

Now he just needed to sit quietly and wait to be fed.

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