CDJMM – Volume 2 – Chapter 19 The State Slaps and Teaches the Scum a Lesson (19)

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No.840, Qingyuan: So, if the streamer never opens the live room, the room will be permanently closed??

No.843, “Still Unsettled”: ???? Nooo! I have a hundred thousand “whys” in my head waiting for the streamer to answer!!

No.860, Admin V: Theoretically, yes… After all, the streamer hasn’t signed a contract with our streaming company, and we don’t have any effective means of enforcement. Plus… hmm, to be honest with you, because of all the trouble the streamer’s been causing, “I Help the State Cheat” has already broken free from our company’s program constraints and has become an independent, self-sufficient new world… I know many viewers treat the people in the live-streaming world as game NPCs, but in fact, they are living, emotional, intelligent beings. I can’t see any difference between them and us.
It’s also for this reason that, based on basic humanitarian principles, real-world laws apply in the streaming world as well. That’s why even those who traverse into the streaming world can’t just do whatever they want, like killing or committing crimes.
So, if we really want the protagonist to open the live room and answer questions, we’ll have to traverse into the live room ourselves and personally find the streamer to get an answer.
P.S. The streamer currently has the entire Chinese nation as backing. Unless you want to start a war with the state, trying to force it won’t work. (weathered face)

No.900, Ming Purple Sunshine: Ahhhhh, I’m going crazy!! Both the original poster and the psychology expert put their paper analysis on Xingbo?! And now it’s crashed! None of the pages are loading! Can any class rep summarize what the psychology expert actually analyzed?

No.914, Wings of Freedom: Squatting for the same class rep.

No.915, Mr. Woyun’s First Journey: Class rep is here!
Hmm… should I say “no wonder they’re an expert”? Their long-winded analysis actually makes a lot of sense. There’s too much content for me to remember everything, so I’ll just share the points I remember:

1. [GIF.jpg] Look at this GIF. This is the streamer’s reaction when viewers said he’s a “time-traveler.” At first, his lips slightly curved upward, then quickly returned to neutral, showing he thought the viewers were wrong. Then he smiled again, as if agreeing with the viewers’ guess. This smile is more obvious, but notice it’s a fake smile—lasting more than two seconds, without crow’s feet around the eyes, a classic fake-smile sign.
2. [GIF.jpg] This GIF shows the streamer during a reading comprehension of Memoirs of a Famous Courtesan. He pressed his lips together and propped his face with one hand. Pressed lips indicate slight embarrassment, while touching his face shows he’s facing a difficult question or an awkward situation. During all the exams, only this reading comprehension elicited such vivid expressions; the rest of the time, he was either expressionless, deep in thought, or slightly excited when encountering a hard question—never showing this kind of embarrassed look.
3. [GIF.jpg][Eye Close-up Screenshot.jpg] This GIF shows the streamer listening to the teacher say that poor reading comprehension could cost points. Notice his eyes—pupils dilated, a typical sign of anger. Look at his expression in the GIF: one eye slightly squinted, one side of the mouth raised—this is easily interpreted as disdain and contempt.
4. [GIF.jpg] This GIF shows the streamer’s reaction when hearing that the founder of the modern anti-drug movement was Li Jingran, not Lin Zexu: eyes wide, eyelids and eyebrows slightly raised, a classic surprise expression. Then he relaxed, mouth corners lifted showing realization, crow’s feet around the eyes indicating a genuine smile. Soon after, realizing his expression slip, he subconsciously touched his nose—a classic move to hide the truth.

Hmm… that’s all I can remember; my goldfish memory can’t hold the rest.

No.920, Doumiwan: Ahhhh, thanks to the class rep for summarizing! After reading this, I can only say… no wonder they’re a psychology expert. Compared to them, I’m basically blind. (I’m depressed.jpg)

No.922, Kuang Yao: +1 to above. I feel like I wasn’t watching the same livestream as the expert. (:з”∠)

No.925, Zero Room: Is there any other class rep who can add to this? (Little yellow chick rubbing hands.jpg)

No.930, Jinjin: Hehe, don’t worry, sisters above! I took screenshots, now I’ll send them to you! [Screenshots.zip]

No.931, Tan Han: !!! May good people live in peace forever!

No.932, Lang Yan Dujue: May good people live in peace forever!

No.1000, Yao Liu: … I finally scrolled through all the comments! So, what exactly is going on? Is the streamer Chang Jingchen really the reincarnation of Mr. Li Jingran???

No.1021, Smiling Cat: Wait, I still feel unreal… so the UP host I’ve been passionately supporting is actually Li Jingran, the guy I despised in school for talking too much?!

No.1022, Jing Qian Yunhe: Am I watching a livestream of an ancient literary master from over 600 years ago on a holographic computer? Am I that awesome??!

No.1040, Ye Miao: Spin and jump, eyes closed! I wish I could run 10 laps downstairs right now!

No.1124, I’m Searching Romance in JJ: Yī wū wū yī! My dear sir, ahhh!!! I never thought that a fangirl like me in this niche circle of ancient literature enthusiasts could one day actually see my living idol! It’s the real Mr. Li Jingran! Not those paper-thin impostors made in livestreams for clicks!!

No.1130, Nightmare: Dream come true, dream come true! Rounded up, I’ve basically met my dear sir in person!!

No.1135, Bai Changci: I rewatched the livestream!
[“Even if the answer isn’t very materialistic?”
“I’m a staunch materialist, but for my brother, I’m willing to be superstitious once.”
“I’m someone who forgot to drink Meng Po’s soup.”]
AWSL!! What an awe-inspiring, celestial sibling bond!! I hereby declare the brother-sister ship locked! Locked!! (screaming hoarsely)

No.1250, Slum Girl University Student: The fangirls upstairs are too sweet! Don’t you realize the gravity of this?? This is reincarnation, people! This is a supernatural event that could shake today’s scientific system and shock religious circles across the galaxy!

No.1328, Zhong: Xingbo has been down for two hours… I’m beginning to suspect this is a government plot to destroy the evidence.

No.1329, Input Nickname: According to the latest news from foreign sites, this has already hit Twitter #1… A large batch of foreigners is flooding into our network, and the latecomers will be shocked to find: the livestream is down, and Xingbo is paralyzed. Yep, the Chinese government conspiracy is confirmed ╮(╯_╰)╭

No.1430, Riceball CM: Some of you fangirls have endless joy, some are munching radishes and cabbage while worrying about Zhongnanhai’s affairs, but I’m different—I just want to pick up a knife and pursue more. “The Rise of Dynasties” has been a giant pit for over six hundred years (sharpening knife.jpg)

No.1440, Wahwah: And also “Wandering Adventures” (smile) So what happened to Da Mao in the end?

No.1450, Vest Team: Who would’ve thought, after six hundred years, we could still witness the day Mr. Li Jingran finally clears his pit (haha, didn’t expect that.jpg) The internet links people together, cherish this connection.

No.1460, Dean Dean Dean: Even the author probably didn’t expect that, after six hundred years, people would still be camping at the bottom of his pit, hoping for updates ←_←

No.1478, Beitang Fufeng: I’m going to burn some paper offerings for my grandpa, tell him: Grandpa, the pitiful author you were chasing is alive again!

No.1600, Spring Wind Flower Rain: Wait, you all are so easily accepting Li Jingran’s reincarnation?? Don’t you see all the plot holes everywhere?

No.1686, Prayer~: If Chang Jingchen really is Li Jingran from the Republic of China era, then how do you explain a man who died in 1926 completing a 1989 exam? Even if Li Jingran was a genius, he couldn’t ignore decades of time passing and still get such impossibly high scores! Not to mention all the new formulas and theorems in science, just in liberal arts history, he could only score in the 90s! How does that make sense?

No.1736, Yisheng: Since Mr. Li Jingran has reincarnated, it’s very possible he inherited the memories of his former self. So it’s not surprising he could score high on exams.

No.1737, Violent Granny: Chang Jingchen was a mediocre student before. How much knowledge could he possibly have had? Even if the streamer is Li Jingran and inherited the original memories, he still couldn’t score that high with just the brain of a mediocre student. There were no study chips back then!

No.1738, A Leaf of Autumn: Upstairs, you know, the human brain is incredibly complex! Aren’t there often news stories about people who, after being knocked unconscious, wake up suddenly knowing a language they never learned, or someone terrible at math suddenly becoming a math whiz, with all sorts of formulas and theorems floating in their mind.

No.1839, Spring River Flower Moon Night: Damn, hearing you all, I’m starting to believe more and more that the streamer is really the reincarnation of Mr. Li Jingran. Honestly, if he’s reincarnated, a tiny brain mutation wouldn’t be that surprising, right?

No.1940, Cat?: What do I do? I, someone without strong opinions, actually feel that everyone makes sense—I don’t even know who to listen to now.

No.2041, Hou Nanfeng: No matter how lively our discussions get here, it’s all just speculation. The main party isn’t responding, so we’ll never get concrete proof (:з”∠)

No.2042, Mo Yuan: So when is the streamer going to open the livestream again?! They won’t run just because they got exposed, right?!

No.2143, Polar Bear: I’m in a different timezone, it’s 3 a.m. here, I haven’t slept, and I have work tomorrow! What do I do ahhh!

No.2244, Ideal Country: I’m conflicted. On one hand, reason tells me this is all unscientific nonsense. On the other hand, my emotions want to believe the streamer is the reincarnation of Li Jingran.

No.2345, Snail: !! Guys! Xingbo is back!! Let’s go watch the drama!

No.2446, Ling Qingfeng: !!! Breaking news! The streamer has opened the livestream!!! Ahhh, charge, charge!!!

Yao Yanbai rushed up to this floor and was stunned by the layer master’s announcement.

The livestream reopened?!!

Yao Yanbai’s mind blanked for a few seconds before slowly resuming normal thought. Honestly, like many sisters on this floor, she had been worried about what would happen if the streamer never reopened the livestream.

Her heart had never raced like this before—not even when she reunited with her first love recently. Her heart hurt slightly from beating so fast.

She quickly exited the forum, trembling as she clicked on the livestream. This time, there was no notice of the livestream being closed! Her eyes didn’t blink as she stared at the screen, holding her breath instinctively.

After a long, century-like second of black screen, the streamer’s face finally appeared again in the livestream!

The boy had left the hospital and returned to his private residence. He was now leaning back in a high-backed chair, legs naturally crossed, hands intertwined on his lap, eyes slightly narrowed, deep in thought.

Seeing the chat flooding with frenzied comments, he lifted his gaze, eyes squinting slightly, the corners of his mouth twitching into a faint, nonchalant smile: “Good evening.”