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Chapter 261

Chapter 261

AUBTN -Chapter 261 The Eunuch’s Sexual Techniques

After My Unlucky Bestie and I Transmigrated into a Novel, We Survive by Roasting Everything 6 min read 260 of 263 0

Under the gaze of those two pairs of eyes filled with deep affection and love,

Su Hewan and Yu Qing’s remaining defenses and hesitation collapsed instantly.

They both reached out at the same time and took the flowers.

“I agree.”

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“I agree too!”

The moment those words fell, Shen Jue and Lu Yan suddenly stood up, pulling their respective brides tightly into their arms!

“Bang! Bang! Bang!”

No one knew who had set off the fireworks, but brilliant fireworks suddenly exploded across the night sky of Southern Frontier, illuminating the entire valley.

The scene erupted instantly into deafening cheers and applause!

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Lively, grand, and unprecedented!

Before the sacred statue of Nuwa in Southern Frontier,

The four of them stood side by side, solemnly bowing to heaven and earth, binding their hair as husband and wife—pledging never to doubt each other in life or death.

The night grew deeper, but the celebration had only just begun.

A huge bonfire roared in the center of the square. The sizzling aroma of roasted whole lamb mixed with the rich scent of strong liquor filled the air.

The people of Southern Frontier held hands and danced around the fire, singing joyfully.

Su Hewan and Yu Qing had long cast aside the formalities of Great Wei. They removed their heavy phoenix crowns and, like two happy butterflies, pulled the village women into lively circle dances.

But on the other side of the bonfire, the atmosphere turned strangely chaotic.

Qin Feng was extremely happy today—so happy that he had downed three entire jars of Southern Frontier strong liquor.

At this moment, he was completely drunk, clinging tightly to Shen Jue’s arm, unable to be shaken off.

“Lord Supervisor—no, Brother Shen!”

Qin Feng sobbed and wiped his nose and tears all over Shen Jue’s wedding robe, crying heartbreakingly.

“I’ve failed the late emperor… I’ve failed the Eldest Princess!”

“Her Highness is noble and precious, yet now she… she’s actually married, married to a eunuch!”

“Waaaah—!”

Qin Feng wailed loudly, so loudly that the nearby tables all turned to look.

Shen Jue had originally been watching Su Hewan smiling like a blooming flower in the crowd with gentle eyes, but upon hearing this, the smile on his lips froze instantly.

The veins at his temples twitched hard twice. He took a deep breath and tried to push the drunk man away.

“Qin Feng, you’re drunk. Go sleep!”

But Qin Feng held on with all his strength, his eyes full of pity.

“Brother Shen, I know you’re a good man, a loyal official!”

“But… but you just don’t have that ability!”

Qin Feng let out a huge hiccup of alcohol.

“Her Highness must feel so wronged. In the future she won’t even have children. In those long nights… how is she supposed to endure it?”

Lu Yan, who had been calmly drinking on the side, suddenly spat out his wine.

His shoulders shook violently as he struggled to hold back laughter that was about to burst out of his throat.

Shen Jue’s expression could no longer be described as merely unpleasant.

It had turned darker than the bottom of a pot, killing intent already gathering in his eyes.

“QIN FENG!”

He practically ground the words out between his teeth.

Just as he was about to lose control—

But Qin Feng, completely oblivious that death was already standing behind him, continued dancing on the edge of disaster.

He leaned closer to Shen Jue mysteriously, lowering his voice—but loud enough for Lu Yan to hear clearly.

“Brother Shen, don’t lose hope!”

“I used to work in the palace. I knew a few old eunuchs.”

“They told me a couple of tricks—the eunuch’s bedroom arts!”

“Even if you can’t… do it properly, you can still use your hands, or jade tools, to serve Her Highness well!”

“Come, I’ll teach you right now…”

“HAHAHAHAHAHA—!”

Lu Yan could no longer hold it in and burst out laughing so hard he slid straight off his chair.

“Brother Shen, you really should learn properly. Don’t wrong Miss Su… hahaha!”

Lu Yan laughed so hard tears came out.

Shen Jue stared at Qin Feng on the ground through gritted teeth.

“I’ll kill you tonight first!”

With that, he kicked Qin Feng flying!

At this moment, in the central square not far away.

Su Hewan and Yu Qing were holding hands, happily spinning along with the girls of Nanzhou, their skirts fluttering in the air.

They had no idea about the crisis unfolding in the corner.

Su Hewan was still quietly sighing in her heart at how happy and complete the night felt.

What a perfect day!

A world where only Shen Jue got hurt had been completely achieved at this moment.

Red candles swayed, “double happiness” characters were pasted on the windows.

Su Hewan was embraced and fell onto the soft bed.

Before she could even clearly see the person in front of her, a storm of kisses rained down like a violent tempest.

“Mm… Shen Jue, slow—down!”

Su Hewan exclaimed, pressing her hands against the man’s burning chest.

But the person who had always been gentle, restrained, and obedient to her had completely changed tonight!

Darkness churned in his eyes.

The red wedding robe was ruthlessly torn off, the sound of fabric ripping dull and heavy.

“Wanwan…”

Shen Jue’s voice was hoarse, carrying an almost urgent desire to prove something.

Before long, Su Hewan was completely overwhelmed and had no strength to resist.

She panted heavily, tears of physiological reaction gathering at the corners of her eyes.

“Shen Jue… what’s wrong with you?”

“Who upset you?”

She was full of confusion. He had clearly been fine during the wedding ceremony—why did he suddenly act like he had taken the wrong medicine as soon as they entered the bridal chamber?

However, Shen Jue did not respond at all.

He only stared at the girl beneath him, biting down hard on her pale collarbone as a form of punishment.

A cold laugh escaped him, his eyes flashing with an extremely dangerous light.

“Can’t perform?”

“No ability?”

Ridiculous.

“Wanwan, focus.”

His fingers lightly brushed over her lips, then he bent down again, swallowing all her questions and exclamations.

Red curtains surged like waves, dragon-and-phoenix candles burned through the night, finally extinguishing only at dawn.

As for Lu Yan, things were far more tragic. A perfectly fine wedding night had turned into a night of taking care of a drunk person.

That’s right—Yu Qing had gotten drunk again.

And this time, she was completely unconscious.

The next morning.

Su Hewan sat up from bed while clutching her aching waist, grinding her teeth in frustration.

【Animal! He’s simply an animal!】

Hearing her weak, furious rant in his mind, Shen Jue—who had just walked in carrying a basin of hot water—curled his lips into a satisfied smile.

He looked refreshed and full of energy.

“My lady is awake? Are you tired?”

He asked knowingly, his tone carrying a hint of teasing malice.

Su Hewan glared at him, too exhausted to even argue.

On the other side.

Yu Qing was sprawled out without any image of dignity on a bamboo chair, holding a bowl of hangover soup and sipping it absentmindedly.

Seeing Su Hewan walk out while holding her waist, Yu Qing’s eyes lit up, shooting her a playful look.

【Oh my, looks like things got intense last night! Commander Shen must’ve used all his strength just to prove himself!】

Lu Yan, who was fiddling with the chess pieces on the board beside her, paused his movements.

Recalling Qin Feng’s bold nonsense from last night, he almost couldn’t hold back a laugh again.

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