USWHC -Chapter 308 Bubble of Foolishness (Part 8)

But at that moment, Zhu Jie giggled and said, “Your wives can smell just as wonderful! As long as you use this soap, even you can smell this good!” With that, she waved her hand toward the cluster of women.

This completely stunned the women. So fragrant? How is that even possible?

“Men, do you want your wives to be as fragrant and beautiful? Women, do you want to be surrounded by the scent of natural flowers every day?” Zhu Jie smiled, her voice teasing and enticing. “Buy a bar of natural floral soap! Wash your hands in the morning, and the fragrance lasts all day. Yes, it’s that simple!”

“People talk about vitality, and hands carry fortune. When your hands are fragrant, good luck naturally comes!” Zhu Jie grew even more enthusiastic. “Yes, not only does it smell wonderful, it can even bring you good fortune!”

Then she pointed at Ji Yi behind her and said firmly, “Look at him. He used to be an ordinary farmer, eating sweet potatoes and working the fields every day. But ever since he used this soap, he passed the civil service exam and married a beautiful wife! Why? Because when your hands are fragrant, the writing you produce naturally becomes ‘fragrant’ too!”

“But what does that have to do with a beautiful wife?” someone immediately asked from below.

“When a person smells so wonderful, wouldn’t a beautiful wife be happy?” Zhu Jie immediately struck a shy pose, covering her face and giggling.

Huh? Her expression was so suggestive! Ji Yi stared at her deliberately coy act, dumbfounded. She really would do anything for money!

But the next moment, Zhu Jie suddenly reached out again—this time toward Ji Yi. Before he could react, she pulled him to the front. Wait—she’s dragging him out in public?

Then she pointed at him and declared with authority, “Look at him! What do you think? He’s still just an ordinary person! But with this little bar of soap, his fate changed instantly! Ask yourselves honestly—are you any worse than him? No, right? Then what are you waiting for? Change your destiny, here and now!”

Hearing her say this, Ji Yi couldn’t help but feel emotional. Well, he is naturally handsome and elegant, but he had deliberately dressed down. Yes, that was entirely intentional—it’s not his true appearance!

“One bar of soap, wash your hands and face—men change their luck, women enhance their beauty. What could be better than this?” Zhu Jie ignored him completely and kept promoting her pitch. She spread her arms theatrically and shouted, “Who wants one, raise your hand!”

In a flash, several hands went up, especially from men. Looking at their lecherous expressions, one couldn’t tell whether they wanted the soap or Zhu Jie herself!

Old Madam Ji watched Zhu Jie standing shamelessly on the table, striking poses that drove the men wild. She snorted disdainfully, “What a seductive fox!”

At that moment, she overheard someone nearby mutter in a discordant tone, “Father, this woman really knows how to hype things up! She’s better at deceiving people than us!”

“Learn from her,” another person said admiringly. “The ones brave enough to stand on a stage and hype people up like this aren’t ordinary! Look, in just a short while, she’s mesmerized so many people!”

Yes—hypnotized! Old Madam Ji immediately resonated with that thought and turned to speak to him, “Exactly. She’s not ordinary at all. You wouldn’t know—just earlier, she tricked a whole group of swindlers and made them part with 500 taels of silver!”

But as soon as Old Madam Ji finished speaking, she froze. Her eyes widened as if she had seen a ferocious beast, and she immediately turned back.

Behind her, there was suddenly silence. Old Madam Ji felt a cold sweat break out, her whole body trembling as if struck by an arrow, nearly toppling over.

Just then, she heard a soft voice behind her call out, “Big sister, you look familiar!”