SBCEJM -Chapter 270 Absurd! “Eating Soft Rice The Hard Way” And Still Being Framed As Gay? The Entire Court Bursts Out Laughing!

Before the system could even reveal the answer, Feng Zeyuan already had a theory in her mind.

【Wait! System, don’t say it yet—let me make a blind guess first!】

She jumped ahead and directly issued her own “judgment” in her mind.

【This Wang Qizheng definitely couldn’t hold out!】

【Do you know what “broken window effect” is?】

【If a building has one broken window and no one fixes it, soon a second and third will be broken too.】

【The concept of a bottom line—once you step down even a single inch, it becomes a bottomless pit!】

【The first time, he’s reluctantly “sacrificing for love,” feeling tragically noble about it.】

【The second time, he’s slightly uncomfortable.】

【By the third time—heh, it’s just pure “enjoying the moment”!】

As soon as this twisted logic was spoken—

Several old scholars in the imperial court twitched their beards, originally ready to scold her for being vulgar.

But after carefully thinking it through… it strangely hit the core of human nature.

On the dragon throne, Emperor Xiao Juechen’s hand, which was rubbing his jade ring, suddenly paused.

He lowered his eyelids, hiding the faint smile that flashed across his eyes.

This girl—seemingly full of nonsense—had actually stripped away the hypocritical veil of human nature.

【Host is awesome! You’re basically a prophet!】

The system immediately showered praise and continued the narration.

【At first, Wang Qizheng still tried to act righteous in front of those honey traps, repeatedly muttering “one must not look improperly.”】

【But those women were experts!】

【One moment “Sir, you have extraordinary character,” the next “Young master is as handsome as Pan An,” their sweet talk was practically free-flowing.】

【Wang Qizheng’s pitiful bottom line couldn’t even last half an hour under such sugar-coated attacks.】

【After a few rounds, he started half resisting, half accepting—eventually just going along with it smoothly, sliding into depravity with remarkable ease!】

【And the most outrageous part was his self-justification!】

【He even told himself: “I’m doing this to earn money for my wife’s household! This is just training to improve my professional skills and expand into the rich lady market!”】

【From “enduring humiliation” to “accepting everything that comes”…】

【He degenerated so naturally that he even felt entitled to award himself a ‘Top Ten Virtuous Husbands of Great Xia’ medal!】

“Cough—”

In the ranks, the heir of Marquis Dening clenched his jaw so hard it hurt.

He made a choking sound in his throat.

The other similarly “cuckolded victims” all had extremely colorful expressions—disgusted, yet also absurdly speechless.

Feng Zeyuan sighed quietly in her mind.

Her tone turned aged and world-weary.

【Sigh… men really only behave when they’re nailed to the wall.】

With this sentence—

In the front row of the hall, Feng Huai’an felt an arrow pierce his knees for no reason.

He twitched his mouth and straightened his back stiffly.

His gaze drifted awkwardly toward the dragon pillars.

Daughter… this map-wide attack is hitting your father and brother too!

【Since the honey traps have completely stripped him bare, it means Wang Qizheng has already lost this battlefield entirely.】

【So Huang Rulan’s even more vicious Plan B should be coming next, right?】

Feng Zeyuan eagerly asked.

【Absolutely!】

The system’s tone rose, full of malicious excitement.

【As soon as Huang Rulan saw her husband completely letting himself go, she immediately activated her ultimate move!】

【The core figure of Plan B is the C-position of her “backyard male troupe”—Liu Sanlang!】

【This Liu Sanlang is only sixteen or seventeen, with lips red and teeth white, a waist softer than a young girl’s, walking like willows swaying in the wind.】

【Especially those peach-blossom eyes—he could look at a dog and make it feel flirted with!】

【He was Huang Rulan’s carefully customized “death charm” for her husband!】

The entire court held its breath.

The direction of this plot… was getting more absurd—and more thrilling.

【That day, Wang Qizheng had just finished a “physical labor session,” exhausted like a dead dog, slumped in a tavern drinking to recover.】

【At the next table, someone suddenly cheered loudly—Liu Sanlang was publicly painting an ink masterpiece, 《Lone Fisherman on Autumn River》, stunning the entire crowd!】

【Wang Qizheng, who prided himself on elegance, instantly locked his gaze.】

【After joining the table, a few drinks later, the two actually fell into the illusion of “a soulmate meeting across mountains and rivers.”】

【After three rounds of wine, Liu Sanlang pretended to be drunk and excused himself. After taking only a few steps, he was “attacked by bandits” in an alley.】

【Wang Qizheng just happened to pass by—how could he tolerate that?】

【He shouted and rushed in to “rescue the beauty”… or rather, rescue the talented scholar.】

【The “bandits,” hired by Huang Rulan, were seasoned actors. They laughed sinisterly, shoved Liu Sanlang into Wang Qizheng’s arms, and ran off.】

【This script is so cliché I could vomit!】

Feng Zeyuan complained internally.

【Wang Qizheng caught him in his arms and looked down.】

【The scholar’s clothes were half-open, eyes misty and vulnerable—utterly pitiful.】

Feng Zeyuan: 【Tsk tsk tsk, I don’t even need to see it and I already feel pity~】

The system continued:

【Wang Qizheng’s damn “savior complex” exploded instantly. Without a second thought, he brought the man home. After hearing his tragic background, he even appointed him as a personal book attendant.】

【Personal?】

Feng Zeyuan let out a long, meaningful laugh.

【How personal are we talking? The “negative distance” kind of personal?】

Pfft—!

In the corner, several generals couldn’t hold it anymore and burst into laughter, their faces turning red as pig liver, shoulders shaking like they were possessed.

Too ruthless!

【Seeing the fish take the bait, Huang Rulan returned to her natal home that very night under the excuse of a visit, leaving space for the “wild mandarin ducks.”】

【Liu Sanlang was even more ruthless—he drugged Wang Qizheng’s sobering soup.】

【After he passed out, Liu efficiently stripped both of them naked, messed up the bedsheets, and left ambiguous red marks all over Wang Qizheng’s body.】

【He even applied a special ointment to crucial areas to ensure “irrefutable evidence.”】

【Everything was ready—just waiting for dawn to catch the pig!】

The hall fell completely silent.

This woman’s plan was so meticulous and vicious it sent chills down everyone’s spine.

【At dawn, the first ray of sunlight barely touched the window lattice.】

【BOOM!】

【Wang Qizheng’s door was kicked open by Huang Rulan, the door shaking violently!】

【She stormed in with seven or eight strong women, pointed at the two naked figures on the bed, froze for a moment—then erupted into a shriek like a slaughtered pig!】

The system’s narration was so vivid it felt like live broadcasting.

【She rushed forward with disheveled hair and beat the confused Wang Qizheng furiously, crying heartbreakingly.】

【“Wang Qizheng! I devoted myself to you wholeheartedly, managing the household! Even though you can’t perform, I never once looked down on you!”】

【“And yet… you dare play with men?!”】

【“You’re depraved! Disgusting! Against all morals!”】

【“Divorce! Immediately divorce! I want you to leave with nothing and get out!”】