SBCEJM -Chapter 215 Dog System! Your Host Has Been Dragged Off to Work!

Feng Zexuan continued imitating the mechanical voice.

“This system will provide you with all kinds of material support. You only need to use your mind to access the space.”

“Completing system-issued tasks or increasing the male lead’s affection level will earn points. Save up enough points and you can even upgrade the space and unlock more functions!”

“Wow! Nice, nice! I’m going to check it out!”

Shen Sangsang excitedly entered the space and started wandering around.

Taking the opportunity, Feng Zexuan fumbled around the system panel, found the button labeled 【Shared Senses with Host】, and decisively turned it off.

Her vision shifted, and she arrived in a strange space surrounded by flowing flower walls.

On those flower walls, runes moved like living creatures, constantly changing colors and shapes in the shifting light, while giving off a faint floral fragrance.

Directly ahead was a gigantic light screen displaying Shen Sangsang’s every move in real time as she looked around the space curiously.

At that moment, the screen showed a warehouse packed with all kinds of supplies, while Shen Sangsang excitedly touched this and examined that.

Feng Zexuan walked closer to the control console, where countless virtual buttons floated in midair.

Labels such as “Task Release,” “Supply Exchange,” “Affection Level Check,” and “Point Statistics” were written on them.

Turning to the left, she found the resting area surprisingly down-to-earth.

There was a recliner, a bookshelf, a tablet computer, and even a mini fridge.

【Wait, don’t systems not need to eat or drink?】

【What’s the fridge for then?】

She walked over and opened the fridge. Inside were stuffed all kinds of potato chips, cola, spicy strips, ice cream…

【???】

【System, you big fat liar!】

Feng Zexuan flopped onto the recliner and casually grabbed a bag of chips from the fridge.

Opening the tablet, she prepared to find a novel to read.

【Since I’m already here, I might as well settle in.】

【The task isn’t urgent anyway. I’ll slack off for a bit first.】

But the moment she opened the tablet, an urgent voice suddenly exploded in her mind.

【Host! Host!】

【You finally responded!】

The system’s voice was full of obvious panic.

【How did you end up becoming a system? I couldn’t contact you just now at all!】

【The ministers at court were all looking at me strangely, especially the emperor. He definitely noticed something!】

【Hurry up and think of a way!】

Feng Zexuan rolled her eyes, crunching a chip viciously as she replied lazily.

【And you still have the nerve to talk? This is all your fault!】

【If you’d told the Inspector your serial number earlier, would I have been kicked here to work?】

【By the way, what is your serial number again?】

【083084119.】

【Hurry and find that blue-haired girl and tell her to send me back!】

The system fell silent for two seconds, its tone suddenly sounding a bit guilty and… content?

【Host… um… you can only come back after completing tasks.】

【Those are the Flower Realm’s rules. The Inspector has the final say, I… I can’t do anything about it.】

Feng Zexuan shot upright so fast the chip bag nearly fell to the floor.

【What if I can’t complete them?】

【Then you just keep doing the next task~ Until the flower decorations on your wristband turn pink.】

【…】

【Are you secretly hoping I’ll stay here forever and work for you all?】

【Of course not!】

The system sounded even guiltier.

In the background, there even seemed to be the sound effect of a game starting up.

【It’s mainly because I can’t do anything about the Inspector’s rules.】

【She’s really fierce. I heard last time she directly formatted an undocumented system!】

【But Host, you’re so amazing. You’ll definitely finish the tasks quickly!】

【I’ll be at the Northern Suppression Prince’s Manor eating and drinking well… ah no, painstakingly waiting for you!】

Afraid she’d keep questioning it, the system directly cut off the communication after speaking.

Feng Zexuan ground her teeth in fury, the chip bag in her hand crinkling loudly under her grip.

【Dog system! Just you wait!】

Complaining aside, the tasks still had to be done.

She tossed the chip bag into the trash can, opened the light screen, and pulled up the host’s detailed profile.

As she read through it, she couldn’t help complaining internally.

【 Shen Sangsang, 18 years old, modern college student… 】

【Good grief, another one who stayed up reading novels until sudden death!】

【Do young people these days not know how to take care of their bodies?】

She continued reading.

【 Delicate appearance, apricot eyes and peach-blossom cheeks, height 163 cm… 】

【Mm, standard old-school romance heroine template.】

【 Lively personality… 】

【Not bad.】

At that moment, Shen Sangsang’s excited voice rang out again.

“Xiao Ling! I’ve received the original host’s memories!”

“I know the plot of this world really well! I was reading this novel right before I died!”

“This book is called On the Road to Exile, the Prince Only Dotes on the Fake Heiress! ”

“The heroine is the fake heiress Shen Ruoyun, the male lead is Seventh Prince Li Chengyu, the God of War Xiao Zhanfeng is the villainous second male lead, and the original Shen Sangsang is the cannon-fodder true heiress second female lead who has the same name as me…”

Feng Zexuan: 【Uh… why does this feel familiar? Though I’ve completely forgotten the details.】

As if she had finally found someone to talk to, Shen Sangsang spoke rapidly.

“The original Shen Sangsang married General Xiao Zhanfeng in Shen Ruoyun’s place. Since he was unconscious and she had nowhere to vent her anger, she directly took it out on the God of War!”

“In the dead of night, after everyone else had gone to sleep, she’d slap Xiao Zhanfeng’s butt like crazy.”

“During the days before exile, the God of War’s butt was swollen like steamed buns every single day…”

Feng Zexuan’s mouth dropped open.

【Holy crap! That’s intense!】

Though she thought that inwardly, she said to the host in a serious tone:

“The original host was kind of smart actually. She knew to vent her anger somewhere people couldn’t see.”

Shen Sangsang laughed too.

“Exactly! To make the slapping more satisfying, she even fought to be the one who cleaned his body!”

Feng Zexuan burst out laughing.

“Later, on the road to exile, the original heroine Shen Ruoyun used her medical skills and woke him up with a few acupuncture needles.”

“After Xiao Zhanfeng recovered, he fell in love with the ‘gentle and kind’ Shen Ruoyun. He thought the original host was a vicious woman and strangled her every day.”

Feng Zexuan concluded:

“So Xiao Zhanfeng is basically a conscious vegetable right now?”

Shen Sangsang recalled the novel’s plot and nodded firmly.

“Exactly!”

“The original host was killed by Shen Ruoyun, and Xiao Zhanfeng even burned her corpse afterward. He dumped the ashes into a manure pit too.”

Feng Zexuan clicked her tongue.

“That’s ruthless!”

“Later Xiao Zhanfeng fought the Seventh Prince over Shen Ruoyun. The two men battled to the death over her.”

“Of course the original male lead, the Seventh Prince, won in the end. Xiao Zhanfeng was sentenced to death by slow slicing, and even before dying he was still shouting Shen Ruoyun’s name!”

“In the end, Shen Ruoyun became empress.”

Feng Zexuan listened with great interest.

【What a savage story. Even ruthless people die once they catch the love-brain disease.】

“Xiao Ling, what rewards do I get after completing the mission?”

Shen Sangsang asked.

The prompt window popped up again.

Feng Zexuan glanced at it and almost laughed out loud.

“Option One: Stay in this world, become empress, and share the empire with the male lead.”

“Option Two: Receive 100 million RMB and reincarnate into modern society with all your memories intact.”

She read the options mechanically.

“The second one! Definitely the second one!”

Shen Sangsang didn’t hesitate in the slightest.

“One hundred million! With one hundred million I can lie flat for life! Who cares about becoming empress in ancient times? No phone, no WiFi, and you even have to use toilet sticks in the bathroom!”

【Good girl! Proper values! Promising future!】

“Wise choice, Host!”

Feng Zexuan praised her in the tone of her own system.

“This system highly approves of your decision!”

After wandering around the space, Shen Sangsang was extremely satisfied with the supplies inside.

Mountains of grain were piled high, medicinal herbs were neatly categorized, bolts of silk and brocade dazzled the eye.

Stacks of silver chests stood everywhere, and all kinds of modern weapons gleamed brightly.

“Xiao Ling, can I use all this stuff however I want?”

Feng Zexuan glanced at the instructions on the control console, which explained things in great detail.

“Basic supplies are free to use. Advanced supplies require points to exchange for.”

“How do I earn points?”

“Completing system tasks, increasing the male lead’s affection level, and changing the original plotline will all earn points.”

“Every 1% increase in the male lead’s affection level grants 1,000 points.”

“Changing important plot nodes grants anywhere from 500 to 1,000 points.”

Shen Sangsang was practically vibrating with excitement.

“Got it!”

“So what should I do now?”

“Shouldn’t I go save the male lead first?”

Just as Feng Zexuan was about to answer, the button labeled “Task Release” on the control console suddenly began flashing with red light.

A line of text popped up on the screen:

【 Please issue the beginner guidance task for the host. Countdown: 60 seconds. 】

【 Failure to issue the task within the time limit will be judged as dereliction of duty. Level-one electric shock punishment will be activated. 】