RMWDS -Chapter 245 Long Live Understanding

What nonsense truths are you people blurting out?

Miao Yunyou coughed twice and tried to prove that her cat was really, truly ordinary.

“Come on, it’s just an interaction between small animals. Totally normal, completely normal. Don’t overthink it.

When you come here to play, you’ll be able to see squirrels too.

And the cats on our mountain aren’t nearly as extraordinary as you’re imagining. They’re actually very ordinary—just a little better-looking than average.

Look, I told it to take the middle route just now, and it clearly didn’t understand me, right?”

Unexpectedly, the cat didn’t hesitate for even a second.

It raised its fluffy front paw and lightly smacked the camera.

Thump!

The camera shook violently, the image tilted crookedly, and the dull sound of the impact could be heard clearly.

【Huh? I just got punched by a cat for no reason.】

【So cute! Please let the cat punch me again.】

【I’m dying of laughter. That’s not “not understanding”—that’s understanding way too well.】

【Cat: Were you talking about me?】

【Mimi: You’re the ordinary one!】

【Cat: Are you telling me how to do my job?】

Miao Yunyou was left completely speechless by the cat’s blunt feline punch.

She immediately raised her hands in surrender, speaking quickly and helplessly.

“Alright, alright, I was wrong! My mistake! You do whatever you want. Walk however you like. As long as you’re happy.”

【Even Coach Miao has finally met her match. I’m crying with laughter.】

【I’m definitely going tomorrow! Anyone want to team up for the challenge course?】

【This is hilarious. Next time you make those cat plushies, can you release a ‘Cat Punch’ version? I want to get smacked by a cat.】

Miao Yunyou was at a loss for words.

“Why are there actually people asking to be hit? Do you hear yourselves right now?”

After thinking for a moment, she added:

“Although, if you really like it, we could make a massage hammer shaped like a cat paw. Would anyone want that?”

A qualified businessperson had to satisfy all reasonable customer demands!

【Enough talk—3, 2, 1, drop the purchase link already!!!】

It was obvious that the livestream the previous day had been a huge success.

By the time March 1st arrived, even though it was a Monday, visitor traffic was actually better than it had been during the previous weekend.

The adventure attraction was scheduled to open officially at 10:00 a.m., yet people had already started lining up shortly after 8:00 a.m.

They all wanted to be among the very first group to experience the new attraction.

A closer look revealed that quite a few visitors were carrying action cameras.

Most of them appeared to be content creators and internet influencers who made their living online and wanted to be among the first to experience and document the attraction.

Although the rules required visitors to lock away bags, mobile phones, and similar belongings in the storage lockers, action cameras were permitted as long as they were securely fastened before entering the course.

Just that visitors carrying action cameras had to sign an additional waiver stating that if the camera fell and was damaged, the park would not be responsible for any compensation.

This attraction was a paid activity, so it was naturally not included in the admission ticket.

Since it was the first day open to the public, a promotional price was offered. The original price was 139 yuan, but the introductory experience price was 99 yuan per person.

A visitor counter was installed at the entrance, allowing staff to clearly see how many people were currently on the attraction. Once the number exceeded 300, ticket checking would stop immediately and no more visitors would be allowed up.

Partly because the structure had a limited weight capacity, and partly because too many people would negatively affect everyone’s experience.

Since it was already a paid attraction, Miao Yunyou hoped every visitor could enjoy a pleasant experience.

Overall, the attraction’s first day of operation went quite well, with everything running in an orderly manner.

A total of 2,967 visitors were received that day, generating approximately 290,000 yuan in revenue from the attraction.

Of course, there was one small incident.

In the middle of the queue were two skinny little boys who looked like elementary school students. They were desperately trying to meet the 1.5-meter height requirement and sneak through unnoticed.

The temporary worker at the ticket checkpoint had sharp eyes and immediately sensed something was wrong. The boys walked awkwardly, obviously had something thick stuffed into their shoes, looked artificially tall, and stood in a very unnatural way.

The staff member stopped them at once and demanded that they remove their shoes for a height check. As soon as they did, the truth came out—

Each boy had stuffed an enormous 8-centimeter height-increasing insole into his shoes, forcibly boosting his real height. Mixed into the crowd, they had hoped to fool the ticket inspectors and enter the high-altitude challenge course.

Miao Yunyou happened to be inspecting the entrance at the time. Seeing this, she was speechless. Crossing her arms and raising an eyebrow, she looked at the boys.

“What grade are you in?”

“Fifth grade…”

Miao Yunyou asked, “Tell me the truth. You didn’t skip school and sneak out, did you?”

The two boys shuddered in fright and frantically waved their hands in denial, their faces turning bright red.

“No, no! School hasn’t started yet! Classes officially begin in two more days. We came out with our parents!”

Afraid she wouldn’t believe them, they hurriedly explained that their parents were somewhere else in the park. The parents had no idea the boys had secretly run off to try the high-altitude attraction and still thought they were feeding rabbits and cats in the animal interaction area.

Half convinced, Miao Yunyou simply asked for their parents’ phone number and contacted them directly.

Not long afterward, the two parents rushed over. After hearing the whole story, their faces immediately darkened.

Right in front of Miao Yunyou and all the visitors waiting in line, they launched into a full “mixed doubles” disciplinary session. They kept scolding the boys:

“You’re getting bolder and bolder!”

“You dared to run off on your own!”

“You even tried to fake your height and sneak in!”

“What if you had fallen?!”

“What were you two thinking? Do you think the height restriction is there just to make things difficult for you? It’s for your safety!”

Even after the scolding, the parents still weren’t satisfied. They pulled out their phones and, in full view of everyone, began ordering stacks of educational materials—workbooks, practice papers for every subject, weekend enrichment exercises—set after set, paying without the slightest hesitation.

Witnessing the scene, Miao Yunyou finally couldn’t help but nod in satisfaction.

“Wonderful. Understanding at last—long live understanding!” she said with a grin.