“AAAAAH!!!”
Without exaggeration, Jiang Huashan felt like there was a spring installed under her butt—she was practically launched out of her seat!
Damn it, Shen Qingyu. Untrustworthy. Not even a little bit.
In an instant, Shen Qingyu transformed into an Akina downhill legend. Left hand drawing circles, right hand sketching arcs, the drifting turns were silky smooth with zero hesitation.
Jiang Huashan clutched the grab handle on the roof with both hands, only feeling the world flash white for a moment, then black the next. Her vision kept stuttering—there wasn’t a single complete frame she could register.
“……”
Once they got onto the elevated expressway, even the most powerful sports car had to obediently queue. The speed finally returned to normal.
Shen Qingyu looked smug as he held the steering wheel with one hand.
“How about it? Do I still need practice with my driving skills?” he said proudly. “Don’t you know how people outside hype your brother up? The ‘Whale Circle Little Hurricane.’”
Heh?
She was going to die laughing.
Jiang Huashan kept a wooden expression, still gripping the handle tightly.
Shen Qingyu glanced at her. His bright smile immediately faded, and his expression turned slightly awkward.
“Alright! Who are you showing that face to? I promise I’ll drive properly from here on, okay?”
Jiang Huashan snorted and turned her head away, refusing to look at him. Promise? This guy’s promises were completely useless.
Shen Qingyu rubbed his nose and took a card out of his school uniform pocket, holding it between two fingers and handing it over.
“Here.”
At that moment, Jiang Huashan felt like she was being controlled—her neck instinctively turned toward the golden card.
Shen Qingyu couldn’t help laughing. Kids really were easy to appease.
Jiang Huashan reluctantly accepted the card. Shen Qingyu wasn’t stingy like Shen Lanxi; the amounts he gave were usually far beyond her expectations.
Taking advantage of him now meant she could tolerate him a little more. Her expression finally softened slightly.
As they were about to exit the elevated road and enter the dedicated route to Yucai School, Jiang Huashan immediately became alert.
“You said you’d drive properly just now,” she warned.
Shen Qingyu looked relaxed. “Relax. When have I ever lied to you?”
The moment he finished—
“Beep beep beep—”
A wild, arrogant honk suddenly rang from behind. In the blink of an eye, a black Lamborghini “Black Warrior” swerved forward, almost scraping past Shen Qingyu’s car, blasting exhaust in their faces before speeding ahead.
Jiang Huashan froze for a moment.
It was Zhou Yanheng’s car.
She immediately looked at Shen Qingyu. “Don’t you—”
Before she could finish speaking—
The “spring” under her butt activated again, and she was launched forward once more.
“……”
Jiang Huashan: Fine. Fine. So that’s how it’s going to be, huh?!
On the other side, Guan He stared intensely into the rearview mirror. Seeing Shen Qingyu catching up, his eyes turned fierce.
“Come on, you little trash!”
Zhou Yanheng sat in the passenger seat, glancing lazily at the rearview mirror.
“Take it easy,” he said calmly.
Guan He’s mouth corner was bruised. He slammed the accelerator.
“After hitting me, I’ve gotta teach this bastard a lesson.”
Zhou Yanheng said nothing more, simply put away his phone and checked his seatbelt.
“Whoosh—”
The two black cars launched into a life-or-death speed duel right on the dedicated road, frightening nearby vehicles into shaking as they hurried to give way.
At the gate checkpoint, the security guard heard the roaring engines from afar and immediately stood up to raise the barrier. The moment the gate slowly lifted into the air, Shen Qingyu overtook Guan He, and both cars passed through side by side.
The parking lot ahead was as large as a sports field, but once inside the school zone, no more racing was allowed—otherwise they’d all get beaten when they got back.
Even though Guan He and Shen Qingyu were both reckless, they didn’t dare cross that line.
Shen Qingyu aimed for Zhou Yanheng’s reserved parking spot and executed a smooth drift to block Guan He. Guan He refused to back down and sharply turned the wheel, trying to cut in along Shen Qingyu’s car body to counter-block him.
And just then—
Jiang Huashan rolled down the car window. As the car body drifted and rotated with inertia…
She: “uggghhh!”
She threw up!
A streak of white vomit traced a graceful arc along the drifting path, slapping heavily onto the Lamborghini’s obsidian-glossy body.
“Huh? What’s that sound—rain?”
At this point, Guan He still hadn’t realized the severity of the situation. Until he turned and saw the yellow-white liquid stuck on the car window—his face changed dramatically.
“Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!”
On the other side, Jiang Huashan couldn’t stop once she started. In just one drift’s time, Guan He’s driver-side window was completely smeared with yellow-white liquid.
“Screeech—”
A harsh tire noise echoed through the entire parking lot.
Guan He sat there with a sickly expression, gripping the steering wheel.
Zhou Yanheng knew something was wrong. His face darkened as he unbuckled his seatbelt. “I’m getting out.”
Guan He covered his mouth. “Sorry, A-Heng, I can’t hold it anymore! Ueghhh!!!”
The scene was too ugly to describe. Zhou Yanheng turned and got out of the car.
On the other side, thanks to Jiang Huashan’s “divine puke assist,” Shen Qingyu successfully stole the parking spot. After throwing up, Jiang Huashan felt instantly refreshed. As soon as the car stopped, she pushed the door open and walked straight toward the passage without looking back.
“Xiaohua?!”
Only then did Shen Qingyu realize he had driven past her. He quickly got out to chase after her. At that moment, Guan He also stepped out of the car and grabbed Shen Qingyu by the collar.
“Fuck, Shen Qingyu, you bastard! If you can’t play fair, then don’t play at all—what the hell was that sneak attack?”
Seeing that Jiang Huashan had already disappeared, Shen Qingyu impatiently shoved Guan He away. “Skill issue, go practice. Hm?”
Then he suddenly realized something, pinched his nose, and took several steps back. “What’s that smell on you?”
It would’ve been fine if he hadn’t asked—Guan He instantly exploded.
“What smell? This is manly smell! Country bumpkin, never smelled it before? Come here and smell it properly!”
With that, he wrapped his arm around Shen Qingyu’s neck, trying to smear the filth all over him.
Shen Qingyu’s expression changed slightly. He grabbed Guan He’s wrist, struck his abdomen with his elbow, then crouched and flipped him over in one smooth motion.
“Get lost! I don’t like men.”
Zhou Yanheng stood at a distance, watching his friend get beaten up without any intention of helping. He turned to leave—but stopped after a couple of steps.
Jiang Huashan had come back and was squatting in a corner taking secret photos.
Zhou Yanheng suddenly became interested. He turned back to glance at Shen Qingyu and Guan He—but when he looked again, the person in the corner had already disappeared.
A few minutes later, a trending post dominated the school’s internal forum.
Anonymous Help: What should I do if my brother is gay?
The post went viral not because of the title, but because of the attached image.
In the picture, Guan He had one arm around Shen Qingyu’s neck, looking aggressively “hands-on,” exuding a strong, almost overwhelming aura.
Zhou Yanheng had just entered the classroom when a friend came over with the post open on their phone, gossiping excitedly.
“Brother A-Heng, is this real? Who’s top and who’s bottom here?”
Zhou Yanheng took the phone and glanced at it. He actually laughed—if he hadn’t seen it himself, he might’ve believed it too. It really was a masterclass in misleading screenshots.
“Brother A-Heng, why are you laughing? Don’t tell me it’s real?”
Someone else jumped in: “I think it’s real. It says anonymous, but that basically means it’s self-exposed. A-He doesn’t have a sister anyway, and Shen Qingyu’s family only has three sisters. The only one crazy enough to expose them like this and still be bold about it… is probably that little maniac from the Shen family.”
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