When his cultivation sect goes bankrupt and disbands, Xie Jixing is forced to transmigrate.
Good news: He becomes an idol in a boy group with over two million followers. Easy money!
Bad news: All two million of them are haters.
Xie Jixing thinks, Fine, I’ll start a livestream and stabilize my fanbase.
The haters rush in immediately:
“Traitor couldn’t survive after quitting the group, now he’s gone into livestream selling.”
Xie Jixing holds back for a second—then snaps:
“Life forced me into it. So now I’m selling trash like you.”
He then directly puts the hater onto his shopping cart.
One hater = one listing.
By the end of the stream, the cart is full.
Zero sales.
Xie Jixing shakes his head regretfully:
“Told you, it’s trash. Can’t sell even one.”
Haters: 💀
#XieJixingHasGoneCrazy trends that night.
After that, Xie Jixing keeps performing steadily—at maximum insanity.
On an escape-room variety show, he plays a female ghost NPC and scares his former teammates into crawling on the floor.
On a survival show, he sells his former captain a “bursting feast meal” for 5,000 yuan.
The haters are furious but dare not speak, afraid of being put on the shopping cart again.
Passersby laugh till they cry:
“You said the entertainment industry has no real people. Now we’ve got a real dad!”
On a dating show, movie emperor Qian Shuyun—now turned capital tycoon—joins personally.
Haters relax a little:
“This time Xie Jixing won’t dare mess around, right?”
In his first interview:
Staff: “Teacher Qian, do you have a crush target?”
Qian Shuyun: “Yes. Teacher Xie Jixing.”
Haters: ???
Staff: ???
Staff: “What do you like about him?”
Qian: “He finds problems fast and solves them well.”
Staff: Sir, this is a dating show. The workplace show is next door.
Staff: “Then what’s your advantage?”
Qian: “Money.”
(Because Xie Jixing charges high fees.)
Later interview:
Staff: “Has your crush changed?”
Qian: “No. Still Xingxing.”
Staff: “What do you like about him?”
Qian: “I like… him.”
Staff: “Your advantage?”
Qian: “Money.”
(Because my wife is really expensive to raise.)
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