AMRWFA -Chapter 198 My Brother’s Brain Has a Problem

“What are you looking at? Did I say anything wrong?”

“Mom, say what you want about me, but when did I ever say I was going to introduce my sister…”

Before Xu Hongye could finish, Ru Anzhi—who had clearly been prepared—quickly covered his mouth.

“Mom, I’ll help you teach him a lesson!”

“Mmmph…”

“Let go of me!”

Xu Hongye struggled, but as a university student, how could he possibly be a match for his older brother, who had been in the military for years? He was dragged away immediately.

While struggling, he even knocked over his suitcase with a kick.

As soon as Ru Anzhi let go, he was met with a burst of curses from Xu Hongye.

“Who do you think you are? Don’t think just because you’re older than me I have to call you brother. I haven’t even acknowledged you yet…”

Xu Chengyan would not spoil him at all and directly said: “You don’t acknowledge him, yet you still took his money? You’re not even ashamed to take just a few thousand yuan? I give you 100,000 a month. You really think you’re short on that little money? And how much does Third Brother even earn a month?”

Only then did Xu Hongye realize that his eldest brother, second brother, and fourth sister were all there. He suddenly felt a bit embarrassed.

Because what Second Brother said was true—the pocket money they gave him was far more than Ru Anzhi’s salary.

Xu Hongye tried to explain: “I was just short on money… it was for investment costs…”

Xu Chengyan rolled his eyes.

“Enough with the ‘investment.’ Do you even know what that Ma Aotian is? He’s just a petty thug.”

Xu Hongye protested immediately: “Second Brother, I call you Second Brother, but you can’t insult my friend. If you keep this up, I’ll cut ties with you.”

Xu Lianghan: “Go ahead. Cut all our faces off while you’re at it.”

Xu Nannan: “Yeah, and mine too.”

Xu Hongye looked shocked.

“What do you mean? You’re all targeting me?! Am I still your cutest little brother or not? How can you treat me like this? Didn’t Mom say before that you should be nice to me? Have you all forgotten?”

Xu Nannan gritted her teeth and grabbed his ear.

“Ow ow ow… Sister, be gentle! My ear’s going to fall off!”

“Good if it falls off. At least then you won’t be fooled by others and end up selling our whole family.”

“I didn’t!” Xu Hongye felt wronged. “I admit I used your pocket money for investments, but I was trying to make money! And I didn’t ask you for any extra funds.”

“You even tried to make me someone’s Nth wife and still say you didn’t do anything?”

Xu Hongye blurted out without thinking: “That was just Mom talking nonsense! There was never anything like that. I never planned to introduce you to Brother Aotian, I swear. There are so many girls in our school who like him, he’s surrounded by attention—I’d be stupid to introduce you to him.”

“Looks like you really did hear it!” Xu Nannan quickly said to her brothers, trying to redeem herself. “Confirmed—he can also hear Mom’s thoughts.”

The three brothers weren’t surprised at all. After all, Xu Hongye was their mother’s biological son. Since they could hear it, he naturally could too.

“What thoughts?” Xu Hongye asked.

Xu Chengyan explained: “You used to read a lot of fantasy novels, right? Don’t those protagonists always have some cheat ability? Just treat it as Mom’s cheat—she can see the future. The reason she didn’t let you and Fourth Sister come home was because something happened to me, Eldest Brother, and Third Brother… she was afraid you’d get dragged into it.”

After hearing this, Xu Hongye widened his eyes.

“No way. This isn’t a fantasy novel—it’s reality… Even if I’m a foolish college student, you can’t just trick me like this.”

Xu Chengyan said calmly: “Who’s tricking you? Do you think we’re that bored? Ask Third Brother—he’s been transferred to a newly established classified department. All our family bodyguards are either active duty or retired. Understand?”

“I’ll ask him, but he’s on your side. I don’t believe it.”

Xu Chengyan sighed.

“You think the government’s official credentials are easy to fake?”

Xu Hongye looked at the ID in Ru Anzhi’s hand and still couldn’t believe it, checking it over and over.

“How can this be real? This is reality, not a novel…”

Xu Nannan said coldly: “You should be glad this is reality. Otherwise, with what you’ve done, our entire family would be finished.”

“What did I even do?!” Xu Hongye protested.

“The ‘thoughts’ Mom just had—you didn’t hear them?”

Xu Hongye swallowed.

“…So I really tried to make Nannan sister become Brother Aotian’s girlfriend?”

“Sounds nice calling it a girlfriend. More like an Nth wife. If you put it bluntly, I’d be a caged bird.”

“And you’re not much better than me—you even tried to give one of those to your best friend.”

Xu Nannan hit a nerve.

“Yeah, so I must’ve lost my mind! But you’re even worse. You were basically brainwashed by him. You gave him everything—including your own money—and you even wanted to hand over our entire family fortune.”

Xu Nannan then dropped a shocking bombshell: “Oh right. In the end, our whole family died. Especially Third Brother—he died the worst. While working undercover, we two idiots sold him out. His skull was turned into a wine cup.”

“F*ck!” Xu Hongye immediately turned to Ru Anzhi, afraid he might hit him.

Even though he had just said he didn’t acknowledge him as a brother, that was just anger. He never truly meant it.

In fact, he had even thought that if his “Aotian Brother” business succeeded, he would give him dividends.

He had never expected things to be like this.

“…Is it really true?!”

Ru Anzhi: “……”

Can we just… not talk about that?

He’s still alive and well, okay?

Xu Chengyan patted his shoulder comfortingly.

“It’s fine. We’re about the same. I’m not doing any better than you. Even though I jumped off a building, I also lost the eldest brother-in-law, sister-in-law, and Mom. You and those two idiots helped that guy deal with me too. When I died, I was probably very desperate.”

“…No way, right?!”

Xu Nannan nodded.

“Yes. So you’d better behave these next few days. Mom’s in a bad mood right now and doesn’t like anyone—especially us two. She probably wants to kick us out of the family.”

Xu Hongye felt like crying.

He suddenly understood why his mother had scolded him so harshly when he entered the house.

If all this was real, then she wasn’t just scolding him—she probably wanted to crack his skull open and turn it into a wine cup.

And that wasn’t even the worst part.

The worst part was that he still had to go with Ru Anzhi later for a physical check—to see if anything like “Gu worms” had been planted in their bodies.

“Gu worms?! That’s real too?!” Xu Hongye felt his entire body go cold, not just his skull, but his spine too.