AMRWFA -Chapter 157 Aunt Xu Is Basically a “Vaccine”

Xu Chengyan: “Not sure, I haven’t seen her yet.”

“Is Aunt Xu coming too?”

“Of course. If my mom doesn’t go, how would I know whether it’s real or not?”

“Time and place—send them to me. I’ll come along too.”

“What are you going for?”

“To get vaccinated, obviously. The reason I managed to break free from Li Tingting’s control back then was because of Aunt Xu. So I’ve got to go and ‘rub off’ on her a bit—just in case. If it really is that kind of situation, maybe after that I won’t have to worry about getting controlled again.”

So you’re treating my mom like a vaccine now?!

Even so, Xu Chengyan had to admit that Wei Kaihao’s idea reminded him of something—if there really were that many “female leads” in the world, he did need to be more careful.

It would be tragic if he didn’t make use of such a great “vaccine” like his mom and ended up getting “controlled” by a female lead again.

Yun Jinxian: “…”

Good thing Aunt Xu doesn’t know what you two are planning, or she’d scold you to death!
What kind of people turn someone into a vaccine?!

But Ruan Yaoyao did know her son’s plan. The moment she heard there was gossip to enjoy, she immediately got ready and prepared to head out.

This time, she didn’t bring Yu Xiangqiao, because she felt bringing her along would be… a bit too much.

【Trouble keeps happening. Who knows if she has a Conan-like constitution?】

【I’m going out to watch drama, not become part of it.】

【Not bringing her!】

【Even if you beat me, I won’t bring her!】

Wuwuwu… Mom, the one with the Conan constitution isn’t me—it’s you! Yu Xiangqiao wailed inwardly but didn’t dare say it out loud. She could only watch pitifully as Ruan Yaoyao left with Xu Chengyan and Yun Jinxian.

Midway, Ruan Yaoyao got out of their car and got into Wei Kaihao’s.

Xu Chengyan instructed his buddy to take good care of his mom—if even a single hair on her head was harmed, he wouldn’t let him off.

“Don’t worry, I’ll definitely take good care of our mom. I won’t let a single hair fall—”

“Get lost! That’s my mom!” Xu Chengyan nearly exploded when he heard Wei Kaihao call her “mom.”

There were already too many people trying to “steal” his mom—if Wei Kaihao dared to join in, their brotherhood would end today.

Wei Kaihao quickly corrected himself: “Your mom, your mom! I won’t steal her. You’re already this old and still afraid someone will take your mom—what kind of weird quirk is that…”

“Scram—”

Wei Kaihao obediently “scrammed” back to the car, politely greeting Ruan Yaoyao and assuring her he would take good care of her.

Ruan Yaoyao just smiled and didn’t get involved in the boys’ banter.

【If you’re neither deaf nor mute, you can’t be a good elder!】

【Right now, I’m both deaf and mute—I know nothing.】

Wei Kaihao grinned from the driver’s seat.

Hehe! Aunt Xu is really interesting—no wonder Xu Chengyan is always guarding against others “stealing” his mom.

It’s just calling her “mom.” Even if he doesn’t say it, he could still treat her with the same respect—what’s the difference?

Wei Kaihao secretly made a mental move.

Xu Chengyan, on the other hand, felt something was off but couldn’t quite figure out what.

What exactly was it?

Since they needed Ruan Yaoyao to observe, Xu Chengyan deliberately arranged to meet Ou Xiangbin outside instead of in a private room.

Wei Kaihao and Ruan Yaoyao sat slightly behind them, separated by a screen. Unless someone looked closely, even knowing someone was there, they wouldn’t recognize who it was.

“Aunt Xu, what would you like to eat?”

Wei Kaihao picked up the menu enthusiastically, inviting Ruan Yaoyao to order.

He seemed to come here often and was quite familiar with the restaurant, even giving her a brief introduction.

“This one, and this one…”

Ruan Yaoyao decided quickly—she was here for gossip; food was just a side bonus.

Just as she finished ordering, a flash of light appeared in her vision, and she quickly looked up.

【The most beautiful ‘white moonlight’—has love expired?】

【Huh?】

【Ou Erping?】

【Who’s that?】

【Does Ou Xiangbin have this nickname?】

Ruan Yaoyao was confused. Just as she was about to check what it meant, the label disappeared.

【Wait, wasn’t she next door?】

【Where is she going now?】

She wondered whether to stand up and take a look but worried about alerting the others and ruining Xu Chengyan’s plan. Just then, another flash appeared.

【Naive, sweet female lead】

【She runs, he chases—The most romantic love story】

Most importantly, this label didn’t disappear—it stayed right next door to Ruan Yaoyao.

Not only that, another label appeared as well:

【Domineering CEO】

【She runs, he chases—his adorable little airhead. Without him, how could she survive…】

Wei Kaihao, who had been listening carefully, immediately covered his face.

Are domineering CEOs this cheap nowadays? How many times has this happened already?

And “adorable little airhead”…What kind of taste does Ou Xiangbin have?

Ahhh… he actually likes the naive-sweet female lead?!

Sure enough, not long after, noise came from next door. The female lead accidentally knocked over a cup, dirtying her dress, and started making a fuss.

Ou Xiangbin hurriedly tried to wipe it clean, only to be scolded.

“You’re making it worse! Why are you like this?!”

“Sorry, I didn’t mean to!”

“You did it on purpose! You knew this was my favorite dress! You just wanted to ruin it—you even said yesterday that it didn’t look good on me…”

“No, you’re so cute—you look good in anything.”

“Really?”

“Really! Look at my sincere face!”

…

Just listening made Wei Kaihao feel goosebumps rising. He couldn’t even imagine what Xu Chengyan and Yun Jinxian, who were facing them directly, were feeling.

Xu Chengyan & Yun Jinxian: “…”

It felt like watching a romantic stage play—one they couldn’t even get into. It was just awkward.

The two exchanged a glance, both secretly relieved that the other didn’t behave like this in a relationship. Otherwise, they’d go crazy.

At that moment, both forgot—they were only a fake couple.

Half an hour passed, and they still hadn’t eaten.

The reason was simple—Ou Xiangbin had already asked his secretary to deliver a new dress and was preparing to take his girlfriend to the restroom to change.

He even apologized to Xu Chengyan and Yun Jinxian, asking them to wait a bit longer.

“It’s fine, go ahead and take your time!”

Xu Chengyan waved it off, not wanting to argue at all.

Argue about what? Just another man under the female lead’s “control”—what’s there to argue about?

As long as he didn’t get controlled, that was enough.

Once the two left, Xu Chengyan and Yun Jinxian both let out a sigh of relief.

Yun Jinxian: “How long is this meal going to take?”

Xu Chengyan: “No idea. Let’s just eat quickly later—we’ve already seen what we needed to see.”

Yun Jinxian: “Alright.”

But what they didn’t expect was that in such a short time, something would still go wrong in the restroom.

The reason was simple—while his girlfriend was changing, she ran into a pervert secretly taking photos.

Yun Jinxian: What a coincidence!

Is this the kind of treatment female leads get?

If that’s the case, I’d rather not be a female lead at all.

And just like that, their dinner turned into a trip to the police station.

Wei Kaihao glanced at Ruan Yaoyao and whispered, “Aunt Xu, are we still following them?”

“We’re not. Let’s just eat our own meal,” Ruan Yaoyao said, practically wanting to curse.

【Follow them for what?!】

【It’s just a sweet CEO romance story—why should we tag along?】

【To get force-fed dog food?!】